http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 07:13:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907#post-90470 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:04:09 +0000 witless 90470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think their favoured route in is RyanRoad no frills trucks Arfer. They currently have an offer on at 99p one way, but you then have to pay £19.99 for booking online, £5 each person for using a credit card and £1099 each to bribe the French officials. You also have to take your own bottle to piss in.</p> <p>The onboard catering also receives some criticism as whilst it is free (help yourself) the menu is varied and often consists simply of machinery parts which I am told are most unpalatable! A bit like the sandwiches on RyanAir I suppose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907#post-90443 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 05:49:07 +0000 arthurminnit 90443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>illegal immigrants who all came here on ryanair, i bet! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907#post-90387 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:29:53 +0000 witless 90387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank goodness for the Daily Mail web site, I would have little material to report on without them, even if it is written by illegal immigrants. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907#post-90379 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:11:53 +0000 Perks 90379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Nice tie in to previous sub. *s </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31907#post-90377 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:09:09 +0000 witless 90377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Keen to upstage Virgin Rails plan to encourage rush hour travellers to cuddle, shy and retiring boss Michael O'Leary has suggested taking out all but one of the toilets on his planes, to increase space for more seats.</p> <p>“I realise that this could prove an inconvenience to some customers” he said smugly “but during the online booking in process, we will give customers the option to select no frills colostomy surgery for just £24.99 to make the flight less uncomfortable”.</p> <p>Money Which has examined his claims and has pointed out that on the final page of the booking in process is a preselected option for having a surgeon and anaesthetist present at the time of the operation, which costs a further £11,499 including sticky plasters.</p> <p>Money Which spokesperson Ian Parkinson added “this blatant attempt to make headlines whilst not advertising the hidden, yet perhaps desirable costs, is most unlike O’Leary. His plan to weigh said bags as passengers disembark and to charge at excess baggage rates, will only add insult to injury”.</p> <p>O’Leary was unavailable to defend the criticism, as he was taken short on the test flight, tried to jump the queue to the loo and is currently in hospital with no voice, after angry customers’ shoved budget priced RyanAir toy planes (£39.99) up the orifice from which he normally talks out of. </p>