http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31600 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 14:59:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31600#post-89393 Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:30:06 +0000 brownpaperreporter 89393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a bid to curb noise, pollution and unruliness, Road Tax for the Under-25s will be a thing of the past. Instead they will have to pay based on the size of their modified exhaust pipes</p> <p>Ken Clarke says "Yes, these whopping exhausts are just penis extensions really for strutting youths and we are happy to slap on the tax to bring them down a peg or two. Rather than paying the £50 a year Road Tax for a 1-litre Saxo, they will now have to cough up £25 per 5 millimetres width of exhaust. Added bonus is, the Police wont need to get close to see a tax disc, they can hear and see them a mile off" </p>