http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:21:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89689 Sat, 08 Oct 2011 17:50:23 +0000 Gary Baldy 89689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was this the prelude to the ta-ta? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89627 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:39:15 +0000 fun and games 89627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You have obviously never been roped in for dwarf throwing. Let's get this on the FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89041 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:47:15 +0000 Midfield Diamond 89041@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, five egg-chasing stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89037 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:41:48 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 89037@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would better if they did this:<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFhoMNJQLQI&amp;feature=related" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFhoMNJQLQI&amp;feature=related</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89036 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:36:58 +0000 Screenie 89036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like. I like plenty! Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31479#post-89035 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:25:37 +0000 suki 89035@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The English rugby team has surprised the rugby world again after confirming it will perform its own version of the Haka at the quarter final match against France. </p> <p>After the decision to wear black shirts for away matches caused consternation in New Zealand, and upset All Blacks fans, the latest decision is bound to prove controversial. England's take on the Haka though is somewhat different. Instead of a representing a challenge to the enemy, the English version will celebrate debauchery and drunkenness. England's team manager, Martin Johnson, explained that he had got nowhere by fretting endlessly about the ill-discipline in the team, so had decided it would be joyfully celebrated. "We envisage the lads lining up and pretending to throw back lagers: said Johnson, "maybe a few moonies in the middle and and some fake vomiting".</p> <p>There are even plans for one of the team to shout the lyrics of the traditional drinking song instead of the famous words of the Haka. 'We are thinking of replacing 'Ka mate Ka mate, Ka ora! Ka ora!' with 'I know a bear that you all know, Yogi!, Yogi!' ", said Mike Tindall.</p> <p>Tindall will also be the centre of other English Haka moves. English players will kiss his bald pate, as a fun memory of his boozy night out in Queenstown, along with mimicking his head being cut off by an angry Queen of England.</p> <p>Johnson admitted that preparing the new English Haka was proving a distraction from training for the game, but that getting the dance right was important for morale: "The lads were rightly pumped when they nailed the dazzling dwarf-throwing sequence this morning".</p> <p>The French team are rumored to be perfecting their own response - a collective Gallic shrug accompanied by narrow points defeat. </p>