http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 19:04:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89603 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:08:19 +0000 OllieP 89603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well deserved glory Bonjo. I've said it before and I'll say it again: One of the best FPs like ever! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89567 Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:24:05 +0000 ianslat 89567@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done Bonjo, and happy birthday too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89146 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:58:21 +0000 Mary Evans 89146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats BJ - if someone buys you a mug for your birthday, does that get NB off the hook? xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89144 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:53:09 +0000 Gerontius 89144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, but how many NB mugs can they boast between them.<br /> I'll tell you how many....none<br /> That's how many.<br /> One might be the most scarey, sinister power crazy man in the world and the other a former Russian president - buy hey - it's you with the NB mug this month, not them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89142 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:43:58 +0000 bonjonelson 89142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday to you too Gerontius!</p> <p>I share my birthday with Vladimir Putin, Simon Cowell and you.</p> <p>Such esteemed company. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89127 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:29:29 +0000 Gerontius 89127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wayheeeey...now there's thing<br /> Me too Bonjo 7th October 1954<br /> Been treating myself.<br /> I've already seen Ralph McTell this week and off to see Kiki and Carmelo on Saturday night.<br /> I know it sounds like some pole-dancing act but it's actually Kiki Dee and Carlo Luggeri </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89072 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 10:23:12 +0000 bonjonelson 89072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And it's my birthday on Friday too! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89058 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:56:20 +0000 DrTurmoil 89058@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Undiluted congratulations -- and Happy Birthday Newsbiscuit! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89057 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:50:01 +0000 Gerontius 89057@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not up to much Bonjo.....they were going to get some high-class hooker to do the honours but that Jonno Feral guy said he could do it for a tenner - something to do with keeping the overheads down.<br /> Presenting the mug that is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89050 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:27:16 +0000 bonjonelson 89050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerontius - for all you know I might be more excited by the whip round than the bj </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89049 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:24:36 +0000 seymour totti 89049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice work Bonjo! Very impressive bumhole. (oops - wrong thread) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89039 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:45:56 +0000 ronseal 89039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo - great stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89031 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:22:17 +0000 Stan Laurel 89031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Enjoy the mug, Colonel. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89025 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:58:48 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 89025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congrats, Banjo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89023 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:31:01 +0000 Gerontius 89023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Top stuff, good choice....how about a whip round ..a BJ for BJ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89022 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 06:52:52 +0000 Al OPecia 89022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one BJ, top work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89012 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:25:07 +0000 medici2471 89012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done all!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-89000 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:25:29 +0000 dvo4fun 89000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well said BJ - in the best tradition etc</p> <p>And well deserved - 'twas a classic </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88995 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:10:39 +0000 bonjonelson 88995@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you all for your kind words.</p> <p>We are all, of course, winners here, and I believe we can all be proud of each and every FP and NIB that have been published this month.</p> <p>I am in awe at some of the wonderful postings that have been selected, and humbled that mine somehow scraped a few more hits than the others, especially Qoxiivi's superb contribution.</p> <p>Still, in the end I did win, so where's my fucking mug? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88987 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:44:01 +0000 Ironduke 88987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Laudations of the highest order to the mirthmeisters. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88986 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:37:33 +0000 Screenie 88986@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff victorious types. I really want a newsbiscuit mug, must do better. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88973 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:22:40 +0000 nickb 88973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here Hear! (spelt both ways as I can't remember which is right) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88955 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:44:23 +0000 writinginbsl 88955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>well done all of you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88952 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:39:15 +0000 Sinnick 88952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done, bonjo; nice try Qox </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88948 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:28:13 +0000 waylandsmithy 88948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shit. I'd got used to coming second, must buck my ideas up. A gentleman always comes second...</p> <p>Hearty congratulations to both of you! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88945 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:18:23 +0000 shitsu_tonka 88945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations. Well deserved. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88944 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:09:55 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 88944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking stuff bonjo, a worthy winner. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88930 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:18:45 +0000 Qoxiivi 88930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done BJ; really hit form this month mate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31455#post-88928 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:05:55 +0000 editor 88928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations to Bonjonelson whose story 'Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe' was the run-away winner for September, infecting huge swathes of the internet and spreading undiluted comedy around the world. He wins a NewsBiscuit mug from which to sip his essence of echinicea remedy.</p> <p>Runner up was Qoxiivi with 'Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should' which was only a NIB and clearly deserved to be a front page. It also goes to show that those science-based stories are great contenders for internet referrals or re-tweeting or printing out and attaching to the legs of carrier pigeons.</p> <p>There was also a very respectful showing for the NB classic 'RyanAir to charge for Emotional Baggage' although since it was featured in 'One from the Archives' it wouldn't have counted. As it happens the writers mentioned above also had the most front pages along with waylandsmithy and the suspicious sounding 'NewsBiscuit', Many thanks to all those submitted material and shared their senses of humour with strangers on-line as NewsBiscuit quietly passed its fifth birthday, but didn't want any fuss. </p>