http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 18:25:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446#post-89067 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 10:12:53 +0000 Gerontius 89067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>don't use too much<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29943" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29943</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446#post-89059 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:59:01 +0000 DrTurmoil 89059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lifebuoy? I only remember it as a punchline to a Doctor Doctor joke. 'That's life, boy' or something like that. </p> <p>Didn't get it at the time, and still don't get it now though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446#post-88893 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:05:27 +0000 Ostsee 88893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unilever are experts on BO. Anyone still use Lifebouy soap? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446#post-88882 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:36:35 +0000 DrTurmoil 88882@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In case anyone's wondering what I'm ranting about, here's the ad. It's been around a while, but I htink it's still on. Jst took a while to express my rage...</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNVjgGAXF04&amp;noredirect=1" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNVjgGAXF04&amp;noredirect=1</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31446#post-88875 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:01:55 +0000 DrTurmoil 88875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Women of the world united today to declare their appreciation of the work of deodorant company Sure which, through getting them to wear little tiny bells to show what busy little bees they often are, alerted them to the perils of moving about and potentially dripping like a navvy watching a pole-dance.</p> <p>"Getting women to wear bells when they're out in public to demonstrate the dangers of getting a bit sweaty is ground-breaking research," claimed an anonymous marketing guru. "Using ancient wisdom from an earlier public awareness programme that saw lepers clanging bells and shouting 'unclean! unclean!' whenever they popped to the shops or picked the kids up from ballet, Sure have changed modern life for the better. Wish I'd thought of it when I was doing that Bodyform commercial."</p> <p>"Who would've known that taking public transport to work or chasing after a small child required movement of our delicate and hairless bodies if those advertising geniuses at the BO company hadn't alerted us," said one grateful woman. "And as for finding a link between playing tennis and humming like a French mosquito? Well Sue Barker's certainly kept that one quiet on the Wimbledon highlights. Not very sisterly or supportive was it?"</p> <p>The success of the Sure campaign has now prompted the makers of Cif to undertake new research for a major promotional campaign, which will see 98 women encouraged to shove a broom up their arses while they go about their day-to-day lives, to show how good they are at multi-tasking. </p> <p>Meanwhile an attempt by the makers of Lynx to repeat the Sure study by attaching bells to the wrists of teenage boys to determine how much they enjoy the positive female role models in their online viral ads has had to be abandoned after a wave of complaints of tinnitus. </p>