http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 20:08:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89167 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:04:42 +0000 godly1966 89167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lets all do the conga </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89003 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:36:25 +0000 Perks 89003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All these fish puns are sole destroying. I'd throw my self in the water if oxford Had docks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89002 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:35:57 +0000 Ironduke 89002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A legendary tale of a smart arse vet student sitting his finals. In your finals, its always clinical stuff that gets examined, but theoretically it could be any part of the entire course. In the very earliest lectures of the training, anatomy of frogs, fish etc are discussed before you move on through a vast number of other rather boring subjects until you get to the proper clinical stuff of actually treating dogs, cats, horses, cows etc which forms the content of the final exams.</p> <p>Our hero sits down in front of the two Professors for his viva, the last candidate of his year. He knew he'd passed, they knew he'd passed, and the viva exam was a formality.</p> <p>The two professors had been waiting for him, it was the end of a long run of examining, they wanted a little fun.</p> <p>They pointed to a bucket beside them, in which a rainbow trout was swimming round.</p> <p>"Right. Can you tell us the sex of this fish?"</p> <p>Our hero wasn't fazed.</p> <p>He bent down, scooped it up, gave it a sniff and said "Female. Definitely female". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-89001 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:29:02 +0000 rikkor 89001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was an ad for "fist dating", but that was before some of our more extreme posters left. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88999 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:22:50 +0000 dvo4fun 88999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could it be a dating site for women who smell like fish perhaps. Or men I suppose </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88900 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:46:16 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 88900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Cod! Any more of these puns and I’ll need a roach! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88878 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:27:25 +0000 rikkor 88878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, so you think we shad stop now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88876 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:08:06 +0000 thisisall1word 88876@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just looking for a little roe-mance?</p> <p>OK - that's enough. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88854 Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:35:48 +0000 Screenie 88854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Duke, Job done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88769 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:28:25 +0000 Ironduke 88769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'can't make it come up now though'</p> <p>try this:</p> <p><a href="http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/fish.html" rel="nofollow">http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/fish.html</a></p> <p>some pretty racey close-ups there </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88764 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:05:47 +0000 thisisall1word 88764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I also had a thing for Leslie Ash. Does that count? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88763 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:04:31 +0000 thisisall1word 88763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And a mate of mine in a band used to date loads of fish, often double timing them. He was a bass player. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88762 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:03:13 +0000 thisisall1word 88762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I went out with a small fish once as I wanted to meet a date who was a little coy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88758 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:56:08 +0000 rikkor 88758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stop carping about the targeted ads. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88753 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:59:29 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 88753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm getting the fish dating banner ad at the top of this page now.</p> <p>It has a picture of a woman, and a picture of a bowl of goldfish, doesn't make it clear whether she's dating one or all of the fish though.</p> <p>Also a union jack, very patriotic thing to do is fish dating. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88747 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:37:28 +0000 Perks 88747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the targeted adverts on here. Must be word association, as after reading some off the pieces the adverts seem inapropriate </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88737 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:22:40 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 88737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was one there earlier. I thought ‘this isn’t the plaice for sites like that’, then went back to lifting my barbels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88736 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:22:39 +0000 shitsu_tonka 88736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I keep getting 'timeless pearl necklaces' which because I'm very immature makes me snigger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31409#post-88730 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:16:36 +0000 Screenie 88730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I swear I saw one out of the corner of my eye just as I clicked off the page, can't make it come up now though. </p>