http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3125 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 03:16:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3125#post-8981 Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:48:42 +0000 the everlasting first 8981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Islamic groups were in uproar last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old 'Nando's Chicken' employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The similarities in appearance where noted by Roland's university friends, who warned him that Islam strictly forbids any depiction or representation of the Prophet.</p> <p>A spokesman for a hardline Islamist group denounced Rolands face as 'blasphemous' and called for a worldwide ban on all things Roland; including social networking sites, voice recordings and photographs. The spokesman also called for severe punishment for any one who hi-fived Roland during a recent works bowling tournament.</p> <p>Mr Roland Lamb has since disappeared from the family home following the controversy. Nottinghamshire Police, desperate for information as to his whereabouts, issued a detailed description of Mr Lamb, only to withdraw the description shortly afterwards due to death threats.</p> <p>Mr Lamb's family are desperate to contact him as he seemed to be very depressed before his disappearance and, according to his Father, was contemplating plastic surgery to look like Jesus in a bid to be more accepted. Roland's tragic story has not gone unnoticed by various companies eager to exploit his unique situation. Gillette have reportedly offered Roland a six figure sum to be the face of their new Halal razor campaign built around the slogan 'The best a deity can get'. </p>