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Forum » Topic: As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . . http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php sauce on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1146 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:06:51 +0000 sauce 1146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Are you sure you're ignored? Some of the regulars are so very busy that they leave cardboard effigies to keep their place at the bar while they're elsewhere, opening things. rikkor on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1136 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:06 +0000 rikkor 1136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Jeni, Welsh bit was funny. Quaz on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1131 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:31:35 +0000 Quaz 1131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I feel sure I once met a lady-boy of that discription in Thailand and he/she was wearing a flat cap. If it was you Umpire, I was the chap in Pat-Pong wearing a tie-died thong and I still have one of your ping-pong balls. Jammydodgers on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1130 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:22:40 +0000 Jammydodgers 1130@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Huge breasts and a massive Penis, then... has 2 B! ... wouldn't be hanging around with the likes of us if it was any other combination! Scroat on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1045 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:18:29 +0000 Scroat 1045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hey - two out of three is pretty good. theumpire on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-1042 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:00:56 +0000 theumpire 1042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks to all of you for what I, for one, am construing as words of welcome. I feel warm all over. With regard to your requirements, Mr Kor, I can manage two of the three, but I'm not saying which. The All New Jeni B on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-989 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:23:16 +0000 The All New Jeni B 989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice to see you recognise St. David's Day with a bit of Welsh at the end there Rikkor. rikkor on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-988 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:19:52 +0000 rikkor 988@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Dear Umpire, I believe that if you have a massive penis, huge breasts and/or lots of money, your comments will be more respected. Please indicate which of these you possess (the more the better) and you will become one of the "A" crwod post haste. MADJEZ on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-976 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:59:42 +0000 MADJEZ 976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I believe you have to fiddle with your member ! When you are in one of your bits click the green 'Member' under your name and it lists your stuff. Tho it only lists what you've done since we moved over to the crap new interface no-one reads of course. Good luck. PluckyMunky on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-969 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:05:40 +0000 PluckyMunky 969@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ come now, mr square, let's not encourage despair. you are also read voraciously. and gawd bless you. John Square on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-968 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:52:22 +0000 John Square 968@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I beg to differ that no-one reads yer work. I know i do. Many people don't comment though, which makes me feel like my stories aren't read. So, i sympathise, but do try not to worry, old bean. PluckyMunky on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-955 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:19:53 +0000 PluckyMunky 955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ oddly enough, i was only thinking about you the other day, mr umpire. I wondered if i could turn up your slim but exquisite body of work. i hope you have a very nice week. Mrblacker on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-948 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:42:00 +0000 Mrblacker 948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Are you Dickie Bird? ramblesid on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-932 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:25:32 +0000 ramblesid 932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Is that not you then? theumpire on "As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages . . ." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=312#post-928 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:47:29 +0000 theumpire 928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice Adminnie, As a very occasional contributor to these distinguished pages, I find that no one notices me; I am constantly ignored by the "regulars" and feel like the little man in the flat cap standing on his own at the end of the saloon bar, the one no one ever talks to. Since obviously no one else reads my work either, I would like to read it all again myself. Can we have back our link that gathers together everything we ever submitted? Or has it slipped down the San Andreas Fault?