http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31168 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:14:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31168#post-87831 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:17:51 +0000 gremlins 87831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Newshit Fm – Last With The News</strong>, today confirmed that US tennis ace Jimmy Connors has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan Lendl by three sets to one.</p> <p>“We always make sure our news is 100% accurate before going to air”, said Newshit Sports reporter Jimmy Connors.</p> <p>This news comes hot on the heels of confirmation that England won the 1966 World Cup and did indeed field a player called ‘Nobby’.</p> <p><strong>~Next on the list for Newshit~?</strong></p> <p>“We’re continuing to look into getting a hyphen between our letters S and H”, said Connors before smashing an overhead lob during a Nintendo Wii session. </p>