http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31130 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:31:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31130#post-87890 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:16:04 +0000 Textbook 87890@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Astonishing. But should have been submitted to Viz. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31130#post-87765 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 09:53:00 +0000 bonjonelson 87765@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if Churchill would have given a speech about the "Beef Curtains" coming down around Argentina. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31130#post-87728 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:57:18 +0000 Golgo14 87728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hated it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31130#post-87715 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:19:04 +0000 yuri_nahl 87715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do<br /> not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for<br /> words, had a veritable desert in his mind after his nattily dressed<br /> foe-man Adolph Hitler gobbled a cyanide capsule, while simultaneously pulling the trigger of his Walther.<br /> Churchill was visiting Westminster College in Fulton, Missouri. (of all places! I<br /> mean who in dratted heck visits Fulton, Missouri?) He was drunk as usual, and<br /> the dean's wife had talked him into letting her piss on him. He<br /> fell back like a walrus dying of "too much blubber". The dean's<br /> wife, (who had a natural predatory streak in her), saw the window of<br /> opportunity, and flopped the hoary cataract of her lady garden, onto the old tub of lard's face. At this time, when her plump labia skidded down the prime ministers jowls,<br /> cutting off, sight and his oxygen supply, and stuffing his mouth with<br /> indescribable pink jelly looking quivering flesh, which stuffed his cake-hole and rendered speaking impossible. (If he had had the ability to speak at that time, which he didn't). This<br /> ghastly scene which Winnie realized was a metaphor for the state of eastern europe, is<br /> indeed what allowed the prime minister to concieve of the Iron<br /> Curtain Concept, represented by the plumb labia of the dean's wife, the<br /> cutting off of communication, symbolized by the pink girlie chunks of<br /> meat, seemingly with a mind of their own, strangling his throat. Then<br /> when she cut loose a torrent of pee, Churchill realized the Chinese<br /> and Soviets would team up. Because the pee allowed him to see the<br /> "Yellow Peril" and the end of the control by the "White Devils" over<br /> the hard working Soviets and Asians. As I said, most historians do<br /> not know these facts. Churchill told these things to his private<br /> secretary on his deathbed. Mrs. Churchill had to pay the fellow a<br /> princely sum to keep quiet about it.<br /> He now owns a private prison in<br /> the town previously known as Calcutta, and performs lurid tortures and<br /> peculiar humiliations on Englishmen who dress in appropriate Raj<br /> uniforms, and like to be caned by surly, turban wearing heathens.. </p>