http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 04:25:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87714 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:15:10 +0000 TokyoTomato 87714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87687 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:32:12 +0000 bonjonelson 87687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you're all nuts </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87686 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:31:37 +0000 Al OPecia 87686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tee Hee. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87597 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:28:06 +0000 greg various 87597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Squirrels find refuge in hedge fund.<br /> They're also a hard working bunch and live by the maxim, another drey another dollar. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87584 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:34:59 +0000 dvo4fun 87584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fortunately we've got most of the hazelnut crop in but I've got the airgun ready, just in case. I didn't move out here to the country just to let some feckless workshy rodents take me to the cleaners. Bastards </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87580 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:27:00 +0000 waylandsmithy 87580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality! I expect the bloody squirrels will want bailing out again, and then just hibernate as normal. Lazy, hoppy cunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31086#post-87578 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:16:05 +0000 Golgo13 87578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For the second day running, an outspoken City trader left interviewers open-mouthed as he admitted that traders 'don't really care that much' about the prospect of red squirrel extinction in the UK either, and that rescue packages being put together to bail it out were 'doomed'.</p> <p>Alessio Rastani astonished BBC viewers yet again today by describing his hopes of profiting from the decline of the red squirrel.</p> <p>The self-styled 'independent trader' claimed that as well as his recession dream, he had 'also been dreaming of [red squirrels dying out] for three years', as efforts to provide a sustainable habitat for the UK's native squirrel on Brownsea Island in Poole harbour continued to stall.</p> <p>Mr Rastani predicted, 'The red squirrel is toast', and would be wiped out in 12 months but insisted that 'anybody' can profit from dying wildlife with the right 'hedging strategies'. </p>