http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:03:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87619 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:54:54 +0000 Screenie 87619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, Rihanna puns too, good plan. See above. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87615 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:39:38 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 87615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did she say ‘shut up and drive' (your cows to the dairy)? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87594 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:10:56 +0000 Gary Baldy 87594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are the voices of Otis Redding and/or Bill Withers being added in the remix? Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87593 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:06:46 +0000 Screenie 87593@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope. barbadian. Gave me an idea though. See above. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87583 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:31:42 +0000 witless 87583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is Rihanna a Swede? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87571 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:41:55 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 87571@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talk about sorting the wheat from the chuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87566 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:21:20 +0000 gregle 87566@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe she was feeling a little horse? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87561 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:03:04 +0000 SpankyMonkey 87561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw her in the field and just wanted to Bangor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87558 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:45:12 +0000 Screenie 87558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Added. I shall just add 'em in now, this constant self bumping will get me in trubs otherwise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87556 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:43:28 +0000 witless 87556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>did you type that with a sheepish grin? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87555 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:40:54 +0000 Screenie 87555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See, there was one before I even got the chance to comment! Good stuff. Added. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87552 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:36:49 +0000 Screenie 87552@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A blatant attempt to fire off a punfest, you guys never usually miss the opportunity... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87551 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:36:23 +0000 witless 87551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oat of here! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31075#post-87547 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:33:23 +0000 Screenie 87547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Baabadian singer, Rihanna, has been asked to 'cover up her ass' by a farmer who's field she was using to shoot one of her latest crop of videos.</p> <p>'I'm not sure what would a tractor to my fields in particular to film her trailer', said Mr Graham, the farmer in question, 'but I walked pasture in action and she was sowing virtually everything, I'm sure I got a glimpse of her chaff. Silly cow. You'd think she'd at least keep harvest on, I'm surprised the police didn't combine harvester, I would have. Having said that, I bet her bloke is a happy fallow.'</p> <p>'you could see her cavalcade from miles away,' he added 'no bull.' </p> <p>Mr Graham actually approached the star personally to vent his disgust.</p> <p>'When she took her top off it was the last straw,' explained Mr Graham, 'Hay, mule catch your death!' I shouted with a sheepish grin, 'Get oat of here! It may be the norm to do this in your field but wheat never have seen such a thing in my day. Do you not have a grain of morality?' </p> <p>When questioned on her response Mr Graham just shrugged and stated;</p> <p>'At first she just looked at me like I was a rude boy and she was the only girl in the world,' he explained, 'She then said 'what's my name?' and poked me with her umbrella going, eh, eh, eh? It's a shame to see a good girl gone bad, to be honest I'm not sure she's stable.'</p> <p>However, other onlookers took a different view.</p> <p>'I saw her in the field and just wanted to Bangor', stated, now single, Jeff Burgess.</p> <p>Foretunately the whole thing ended amicably as it turned out the farmers interjections were not required, the singer had already decided to put an end to the performance.</p> <p>'I was going to stop anyway,' explained Rihanna, 'I was feeling a little horse.' </p>