http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87723 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:26:01 +0000 Gerontius 87723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it's like driving past a car crash - you don't want to look but you have to go through with it.<br /> thanks for the images stunts </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87703 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:17:17 +0000 Qoxiivi 87703@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Disgusting and upsetting. Five stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87697 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 21:47:24 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 87697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps Mr. J. could present himself as well;<br /> 'Hey, son, whats this big, ugly swelling on the end of my knob?’<br /> ‘Erm, that’s mum.’<br /> 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87666 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:43:27 +0000 Al OPecia 87666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They're launching a spin-off featuring younger children called "Embarrassing Bogies". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87656 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:19:59 +0000 Des Custard 87656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would have commented earlier but I needed to check the correct spelling of 'eww'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87653 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:57:27 +0000 dvo4fun 87653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am unaware of the good Doctor's work but your own is deserving of a somewhat nauseous 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87589 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:59:12 +0000 allmyownstunts 87589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Normally I might, but I can't now, you know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87586 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:55:50 +0000 Golgo13 87586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know it's not too late to edit, you know.</p> <p>...and as a veteran viewer of EmBo, I'd say it wasn't a platform for fame-hungry hotties...dear God no...it's a platform for private-health-care-hungry fuglies... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87585 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:53:16 +0000 allmyownstunts 87585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you for the nice words and apologies for the double normally which normally wouldn't have got through, normally.</p> <p>xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87575 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:11:47 +0000 Gary Baldy 87575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87568 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:25:57 +0000 butagirl 87568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tee hee. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87545 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:32:28 +0000 TokyoTomato 87545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A squirm-inducing 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87529 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:36:49 +0000 Ironduke 87529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An excellent 4*. Perhaps unleash more on the discharge details and get the toe-curling embarrasment really ramped up </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87524 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:30:10 +0000 Sinnick 87524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who says this site isn't educational ?</p> <p>An embarassing 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87516 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:10:24 +0000 Mary Evans 87516@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmph. Snicker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87506 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 08:43:39 +0000 Golgo13 87506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31053#post-87503 Tue, 27 Sep 2011 08:36:16 +0000 allmyownstunts 87503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Normally unflappable Dr Christian Jessen’s silky consulting skills were tested to their fullest today as his mother surprised him by guesting on his no-holds-barred medical show.</p> <p>Normally a showcase for fame-hungry hotties with non-industry-standard erogenous zones, the show does occasionally feature older people whose intimate areas, be it from atrophy or wear and tear, have gone off.</p> <p>“I didn’t want to bother him at home” explained Mrs Maud Jessen (70), afterwards, so when his award-winning telly clinic roared into my home town I thought: why not?”</p> <p>But Mrs Jessen didn’t get quite the warm reception she’d anticipated. “He’s usually such a polite lad, but I was surprised by his consulting style. Maybe it was all the cameras, but he just clammed up and looked very strange as soon as I started explaining about my thick smelly discharge.”</p> <p>Mrs Jessen went on: “It took him such a long time to croak out his reassuring catchphrase: ‘let’s take a look, then, shall we?’ So I said ‘are you all right dear?’ as I took my slacks and knickers off, hopped on the couch and pulled my knees up. I said to him, I said, ‘It used to be me looking down at you like this, didn’t it!’ I think he wanted to laugh but he had to be professional with all the cameras there. But he did dash out of the room for a moment, probably to have a good chuckle.”</p> <p>Probed for more detail, Mrs Jessen revealed: “I felt he’d need to know whether the thick smelly discharge was affecting my, you know, relations with his dad and it was nice to be able to reassure Christian that everything was wonderful in that department. In fact, as I explained, it’s a jolly good scratch right now. Well, by this time Christian had flattened himself against the wall and seemed to be struggling for air.”</p> <p>Mrs Jessen was unsure whether she would consult her son again. “His manner wasn’t the best, if I’m honest. I mean, instead of showing me out like a proper doctor, he ran off down the corridor screaming ‘Doctor Pixie! Doctor Pixie, Oh, Sweet Lord where ARE you Doctor Pixie?’ Honestly. I know he’s a bit, you know, special but I didn’t realise he was away with the fairies.” </p>