http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:45:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87149 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:56:23 +0000 writinginbsl 87149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny<br /> stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87132 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:07:58 +0000 dvo4fun 87132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fine stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87118 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:30:09 +0000 Qoxiivi 87118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87116 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:11:27 +0000 rikkor 87116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87064 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:12:58 +0000 waylandsmithy 87064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Splendid! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30904#post-87059 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:49:58 +0000 wwwiz 87059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had traveled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light. </p> <p>'It may have been coincidence, but last night the physicists here in Geneva were watching the 1949 film, "The Third Man", where the character Harry Lime declares, "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."'</p> <p>'Shortly after that, we fired up the particle accelerator and that neutrino took off like - well, a bat out of hell doesn't seem to be a sufficient description. It's probably living La Dolce Vita and nothing we have tried has coaxed it back.' </p>