http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30698 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 01:03:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30698#post-86454 Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:43:03 +0000 Chris Niven-Brady 86454@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scores of scientific theories were laid to rest yesterday when physicist Brian Furrowes arrived from the year 2121 to confirm that time travel is not possible.</p> <p>Furrowes, 52, who will be born in Newton Bobrough, Suffolk, in 2069, has announced that advanced research from the future on hyper-linked computers has found that travelling in time is a physically impossibilty, and will never be acheived. "It is a huge blow," he admitted, "Einstein theorised that wormholes could be linked to create bridges between past and future events. It turns out he was just contributing scripts to Doctor Who."</p> <p>Celebrity boffin, Professor Brian Cox, 43, said "I am very disappointed in this news. The BBC will probably do a Horizon on it. I'll have to travel to Antartica, Goa, the Nevada Desert and Bermuda to explain it all."</p> <p>There was later tragedy when the taxi taking Furrowes to his hotel struck and killed a schoolboy, later named as Furrowes' own grandfather. Furrowes was reported as being "unharmed, but shaken" after the event. </p>