http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3050 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3050#post-8764 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:28:15 +0000 ED209 8764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Daisy the cow became the first bovine to release a martyrdom video, in an emotional broadcast released on al-Jazeira. In the ideo, she is depicted saying goodbye to all the customers who have drank her milk over the years, and welcoming the ‘final sacrifice’ to the cause of serving mankind. Despite poor sound and a grainy picture, Daisy can be heard saying that she believed it was her ‘duty as a good cow to lay down her life for the greater good’. She further called on all young calves to ‘embrace martyrdom’ to continue the species. The broadcast ended with Daisy arguing that it is ‘only through our continued sacrifice that we’ve not gone the way of aurochs.’ </p>