http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30361 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 08:57:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30361#post-164293 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:59:01 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm confused.</p> <p>I clicked on the above link, and found a heading of "Apartment Sized Mini-Fridge".</p> <p>There is no way anyone could live in an apartment as small as that mini-fridge.</p> <p>At a push, I'd say it was a "Bijou Studio Sized Mini-Fridge", and even then I'm being generous. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30361#post-85348 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:55:25 +0000 greg various 85348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Paid my yearly visit to The Spoof yesterday. I don't think they like it too much here if you put all your posts on both sites. I can see their point. They don't want to be putting second hand subs on the FP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30361#post-85293 Tue, 13 Sep 2011 09:21:51 +0000 rebel not taken 85293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy.</p> <p>Now speculation is mounting among surfers that the creature patrolling the coast around St Ives is an Oceanic Whitetip Shark.</p> <p>The widespread panic has been made worse by frenzied media attention fuelled and circulated by local pirates and heavy drinkers.</p> <p>Fred Gurnard, Chairman of the Shark Trust, has told the St Times Echo that Cornish waters are becoming an ideal hunting environment for these predators: "The beast that Blimey Windy saw was not an Oceanic Whitetip but a Great White Fridge Freezer" claimed the shark expert.</p> <p>Holidaymakers have been advised to keep out of the sea and take refuge in the town's restaurants and art galleries while the Great White Fridge Freezer is still at large:</p> <p>"The sea is not a safe place for innocent tourists while this blood thirsty killing machine is circling" said marine painter and cafe owner Alfred Wallis.</p> <p>St Ives fisherman have refused to go back to work until the sea monster is caught: "I have got seven wives to support so i can't risk getting eaten by the Great White Fridge Freezer" said Blimey Windy from his usual seat in The Mermaid Arms. </p>