http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30033 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:05:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30033#post-84253 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:52:20 +0000 writinginbsl 84253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny<br /> stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30033#post-84251 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:46:47 +0000 dvo4fun 84251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This has got (sea) legs. More please; stars already deserved but in abeyance pending any expanded version</p> <p>If he gets into deep water will he be able to deploy a self-inflating ego? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30033#post-84249 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:42:44 +0000 f0zz 84249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes please. There should perhaps be some speculation about the amount of goose grease utilised, depending on which way he turns. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30033#post-84229 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:19:34 +0000 Erlang 84229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Walliams who washed ashore off the Isle of Dogs last Summer has been released back in to River Thames. Walliams arrival stunned naturalists who beleive his navigation was affected by the El Nino cycle in the Southern Pacific. He was released at the river's source near Lechlade, and barring shopping trollies and Weil's disease, he should enter the open sea near Harwich in about ten days.<br /> Fans are expected along the river to waved goodbye to the popular comedian.</p> <p>Veterinarian staff at the release said Walliams needed some "gentle encouragement" to leave the Green Room he had been kept in for six days while the release was publicised.</p> <p>Should he attempt to leave the river during the journey, vets are on hand to euthanase, for his own good. </p> <p>more? </p>