http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3003 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 07:10:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3003#post-8674 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:49:18 +0000 PluckyMunky 8674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Clapper Slapper vicar', isn't the language we expect from you, Dr Freud. I like it, though. Have a 5 and welcome back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3003#post-8661 Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:00:38 +0000 Sigmund Freud 8661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The vicar of St Agatha's in Little Widger has been dismissed for misuse of church property having been caught "entertaining" parishioner Veronica Folks with the whimbling iron from the church's treble bell. The couple were discovered when Ms folks leaned against the tenor bell to steady herself and accidentally sounded the German invasion.<br /> Ms Folks said "I thought it a bit odd for a vicar when he said he wanted to take me<br /> up the belfry, it's not like he's a catholic or anything, but it turned out he was been quite literal." When asked if she regretted the incident Ms Folks said "There's a great view from up there, the only thing I regret is the sobriquet and of course any distress I may have caused Mrs Dundstan".<br /> The Rev now Mr Dundstan was unavailable for comment. </p>