http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 20:57:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-85578 Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:58:30 +0000 nickb 85578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like queen-and-pope jokes. But my favourite ends "I had him on a double with the Archbishop of Canterbury </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-85243 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 22:47:42 +0000 rikkor 85243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! Such venom. Saltire has never really bothered me that much. I pretty sure, as I look through the gin-soaked haze, that he has been very nice to me on occasion. </p> <p>Let's not take things too seriously here. Unless, of course, it's me calling a person out on bad behavior. Then, we have to be serious.</p> <p>Oxy can really be a clunt, but I mostly feel sorry for him. If he were an American, he would have chosen Haryale for his nom here, so, he is more to be pitied than censured. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-85233 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:40:41 +0000 be reasonable 85233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Saltire,<br /> has it ever occurred to you that there might be more than one person who thinks you a gutless coward? I’m not sharphunter, whoever that is, but my offer to meet you face to face to kick some manners into you still stands.<br /> You are a coward. You abuse people who you’ve never met, and who have no chance of rewarding you appropriately. I’m giving you that chance. Man up, or shut up, you useless waste of skin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-85202 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 17:43:10 +0000 sharpehuntersmanylogins 85202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, the more common version is written by Be Reasonable, Sharpehunter or whatever other moniker he's going by at the moment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84993 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 13:34:11 +0000 borednow 84993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw this headline and thought it was to do with the recent birthday of the late Freddie Mercury, maybe a complaint about the lack of anything posted about it considering google changed its banner for the day to mark the event </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84666 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:10:27 +0000 rikkor 84666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo, I didn't realize you wrote "satire" until a few days into it. Tres amusant. I am so used to seeing the more common version, that I missed it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84625 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 18:20:24 +0000 waylandsmithy 84625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I doubt the Pope would make jokes about the Queen dying, even though he is a cunt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84621 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:54:26 +0000 Al OPecia 84621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is "spreading Bolshevism" like creeping managerialism? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84573 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 13:47:20 +0000 bonjonelson 84573@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wrote the "satire is a c**t" tag, on the basis that it's satirical.</p> <p>There you go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84562 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 13:33:33 +0000 rikkor 84562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm no the one who writes "S------ is a c-nt" tags, I swear it. I happen to like like the S-person. However, I feel it to be evidence of spreading Bolshevism to have my tags related to this insult removed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987&page=2#post-84527 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:16:16 +0000 nickb 84527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what about the pope? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84487 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:02:25 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 84487@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JohnA, although you’re undoubtedly the biggest arsehole on here, no-one’s ever going to kiss you. Thank you for the warm welcome, by the way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84486 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:02:01 +0000 jp1885 84486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is -so- 2009... <a href="http://jp1885.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/accidental-broadcast-of-queens-death-dry-run-leaves-nation-in-turmoil/" rel="nofollow">http://jp1885.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/accidental-broadcast-of-queens-death-dry-run-leaves-nation-in-turmoil/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84464 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:25:01 +0000 vertical 84464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what a bunch of sarky old proletariat grumps.</p> <p>..er btw I'm new here your lordships (prostrated) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84460 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:37:27 +0000 JohnA 84460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes. Arse-kissing is what you're good at. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84452 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:30:56 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 84452@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Personally, I think Pippa Middleton’s bum should be next in line to the throne. I would have absolutely no problem kissing her ring. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84451 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:12:52 +0000 rikkor 84451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I forget the line of succession. It's Lady Beryl Windsor, followed by the most senior male corgi, followed by Caroline of Monaco, isn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84449 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:44:22 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 84449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>THe death of the Queen is no laughing matter when you consider who gets the job next. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84230 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:03:05 +0000 writinginbsl 84230@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>so<br /> Reg may be killed<br /> Mat may be killed<br /> Sue may, also. Sad.</p> <p>God save the queen...<br /> As an aetheist republican i dont think this will help her.</p> <p>And IMHO no one is any more important than anyone else.<br /> Harrumph </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84219 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:36:35 +0000 Golgo13 84219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ronseal. Sorry to hear about your five-a-side being cancelled.</p> <p>By the way, this is the kind of trashy, tasteless Queen-bashing Rikkor is talking about...</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21567" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21567</a></p> <p>I'm still dealing with the legal fall-out of imagining the Queen's death therein. If you read it, you're guilty too, I'm afraid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84216 Mon, 05 Sep 2011 08:10:56 +0000 Oxbridge 84216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Satire officially gives up and goes home as a supporter of the US Republican party talks about taste and morality... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84201 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 22:44:14 +0000 ronseal 84201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Suicide's not funny<br /> Homicide isn't either<br /> And five a side's cancelled this week </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84198 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 22:37:15 +0000 rikkor 84198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God save HM the Queen from you ungrateful baftards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84172 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 17:41:04 +0000 writinginbsl 84172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84170 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 17:33:29 +0000 JohnA 84170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"regicide Is not a joke"</p> <p>Try telling that to the people of Egypt, Tunisia and Libya because they think it's fuxking hilarious </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84169 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 17:09:35 +0000 writinginbsl 84169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nor is Matricide </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84168 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 17:07:58 +0000 bonjonelson 84168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Regicide is not a joke.</p> <p>I'm very serious about it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84165 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:35:03 +0000 thisisall1word 84165@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hang on... the jokes not about the queen dying - spare a thought for poor old Sir Digby St John Filigree-Gresham instead you insensitive bastards.<br /> It's not funny, or kosher, to have a pop at any of the royals. But (and the knighthood makes no odds here) commoners are fair game.<br /> Therefore, very funny story. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84161 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:20:47 +0000 waylandsmithy 84161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I do agree with Rikkor...not great to joke about anyone dying if they haven't. I think Chris Morris was sacked for joking about Heseltine's death?</p> <p>Pretty funny, but there should be some limits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29987#post-84150 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 14:05:27 +0000 greg various 84150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'll be telling us who to bomb next. </p>