http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:17:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-85018 Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:09:31 +0000 brownpaperreporter 85018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>2 observations<br /> One - it must have been a busy week at work for me not to clock this one<br /> Two - I am married to a true Romany who can trace her lineage back several generations, all of whom were decent, if not, higher ranked Czech nobility and I find this sub deeply, deeply funny</p> <p>Not since Little Britain pushed up a pic of David Essaex and uttered the line "he has that glint in his eye that says, Im going to tarmac your drive" have I had decent wind up material for her</p> <p>Now if you will excuse me, Im off to catch a couple of hedgehogs for tomorrow's dinner </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-83932 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:01:34 +0000 Duff 83932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent take on this story. Funny and sharp...just like the sand they used I hope.</p> <p>Oi'll give it foive (one for the oldies there) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-83918 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:44:15 +0000 waylandsmithy 83918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality work. You have to admire the pikey work ethic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-83913 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:03:07 +0000 dvo4fun 83913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was it, by any strange chance, 'a bit o' surplus from the roadworks'? And surely they included 6 or even 7 white chippings 'to finish it off right lovely'. And up to a quarter of an inch? Such extravagance </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-83888 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 12:21:23 +0000 writinginbsl 83888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny<br /> stars<br /> she will need tarmac because i suppose they will all have to park at her house in a day or to<br /> still, im sure she wont mind.</p> <p>if she does mind, i hope she doesnt cite (no pun intended) planning regs to get them evicted... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29916#post-83880 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 11:07:10 +0000 greg various 83880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>“We did it by way of a thank you.” Said Dale Farm traveller Mick O’Ruff, who can trace his Romany ancestry back to before he was born. “It was hard work, getting them limestone slabs up but we did a good job. That tarmac must be a quarter inch thick in places. On top of that we’ve given the lovely lady a special price for us to go back and finish the other half.”<br /> “I’ve always been a big admirer of Venessa.” He added. “I bought all her records back in the 60s” </p>