http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:59:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83798 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:09:14 +0000 grottymonty 83798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For God's sake, will someone check up on St Tony Bastable of Llandudno. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83760 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:29:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 83760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely stuff Westie.</p> <p>Personally, given the recent troubles in England, I've been hoping someone would write a 'Trumpton Riots' sub, this'll do instead. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83744 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:54:03 +0000 waylandsmithy 83744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vitas Gerulatis...it was only a few weeks ago that I discovered he's a person, not a disease. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83743 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:52:26 +0000 waylandsmithy 83743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love HMHB, but don't actually know who any of the sports-related names are. Mind you, it's going to be a tough job to find Climie and Fisher before they can actually be tarmacked over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83736 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:17:58 +0000 Gerontius 83736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lady Di gets a state funeral...and Bob Todd barely gets a mention in the TV Times...where is the justice? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83729 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:23:18 +0000 rickwestwell 83729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah - to think I missed Gordon Jackson, Bobby Charlton, etc etc...<br /> Just pretend they're all in there too. :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83728 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:22:40 +0000 Duff 83728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuckin 'ell it's...very funny.</p> <p>Stars a-plenty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83726 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:17:19 +0000 Midfield Diamond 83726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about all those mentioned in 'God gave us life', are Little and Large OK? </p> <p>Nice work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29850#post-83704 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:12:48 +0000 rickwestwell 83704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welsh actress Nerys Hughes was reported to be holed up in a Rhyl safehouse last night after the notorious 'Half Man Half Biscuit curse' struck yet again with the death of snooker referee Lan Ganley.</p> <p>Merseyside band Half Man Half Biscuit released their successful "Back In The DHSS" album in 1985 to popular acclaim, many of the songs being light-hearted mockery of minor British celebrities, Hughes included. Within a few years, however, many of these people were dead in mysterious circumstances - Fred Titmus eaten by lions, Bob Todd drowned in a font and Jim Reeves choking on his own feet. The clear connection between these bizarre event being obviously the doomed LP, which was soon withdrawn from sale.</p> <p>For several years, the curse seemed to have died down, until Ganley's recent terrible end, impaled on his own triangle. Hughes now believes she is fated to be next, and is reported to be so terrified she is even refusing voice-over work.</p> <p>One expert in the paranormal, the Church of England's chief exorcist the Reverend Arthur Renfield, believes Hughes' life may not actually be in danger. "Yes, there's a curse," he explained today, "But I've seen the 1996 Liver Birds revival - believe me, she's suffered enough..." </p>