http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 15:13:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83753 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:09:32 +0000 thisisall1word 83753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@dvo4fun - Advert barefaced lies #56</p> <p>It may have taken a few minutes but Johnsons baby "no more tears" bathtime can actually cause hospitalisation if rubbed in enough. There are side effects to this including not being allowed to baby sit for the neighbours. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83749 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:04:17 +0000 thisisall1word 83749@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take on bottle into the shower?<br /> Yes; Red Bull. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83732 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:37:56 +0000 theumpire 83732@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've never understood why people buy Hazelnut flavoured coffee. Or any other coffee that doesn't taste like coffee for that matter. Whittards would be my number one vote for good old Room 101. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83708 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:02:51 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 83708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the fact that the advert tells you precisely fuck all about what the product actually is, and instead just says that they've sold millions of bottles in Germany. Presumably the implication is that if the Germans like it then it must be good and we should all start using it too.</p> <p>I'm off to Germany tonight, maybe I should stop someone in the street and say "caffeine shampoo - what's that all about? Apparently you lot fucking love it" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83699 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 10:51:11 +0000 Oxbridge 83699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You certainly can still get beer shampoo - Linco. I think like caffeine its meant to stimulate the scalp to grow stronger hair. I'm still waiting... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83673 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:38:04 +0000 dvo4fun 83673@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah but you've got to make sure that you snort it all up the nose. It stings like hell if you get it in the eyes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83649 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 14:04:34 +0000 bonjonelson 83649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cocaine shampoo must be even better then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83638 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:55:01 +0000 Al OPecia 83638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yorkshire Tea bath salts for a really good soak. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83610 Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:58:23 +0000 dvo4fun 83610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It seems that you start the day with caffeine shampoo but later in the day (say after 8pm) you move over to de-caff.</p> <p>Can you still get 'beer shampoo'? That was around in the ..ahem.. 'ties I recall, when I was still on Johnsons baby stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29808#post-83606 Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:24:12 +0000 waylandsmithy 83606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They've been advertising German 'caffeine shampoo' on telly for a while now. Seems to be aimed at blokes. What is it for? What does it do that other runny soap can't?</p> <p>Do you drink it?</p> <p>Is there an 'egg sarnie bubblebath'? I'm all for an efficient start to the day, but I'm not sure if you have breakfast instead of washing, or wash instead of breakfast.</p> <p>Curiously, it wasn't advertised in France. </p>