http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2931 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:35:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2931#post-8563 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:52:32 +0000 MightyBlair 8563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I kid you not, I bought the Telegraph today for comedy value (I couldn't quite bring myself to get the express) and was greatly amused by this and other stories that indicate the intended readership. The front page had this story (essentially about the threats to punting on the Cam with a hamper and a man servent) and story singing the praises of Nick Clegg which made rather a lot of his topspin backhand. Did anyone see the picture of Helena Bonham Carter looking like one of her ghoulish incarnations. Anyone who says that she is not naturally gifted, think again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2931#post-8550 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:50:57 +0000 Scroat 8550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't get me started about rowers, or Leanderthal Man as they're known in Henley. Twats, possibly of the week. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2931#post-8541 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:51:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 8541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I just say to these people who are complaining, "Leave the fucking swan alone!".</p> <p>These muppets are going into <em>it's</em> territory, and he's only protecting his mate and cygnets.</p> <p>Go and do a proper sport, you poncey, stuck up knob-ends!</p> <p>Thank you. Rant over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2931#post-8521 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:30:38 +0000 Mr Glover Lover 8521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...if it had been made by Merchant Ivory:</p> <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wirecopy/7608127/Cambridge-rowers-ask-Queen-to-kill-violent-swan.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/wirecopy/7608127/Cambridge-rowers-ask-Queen-to-kill-violent-swan.html</a> </p>