http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29248 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:56:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29248#post-82064 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:45:27 +0000 DavidEllisKent 82064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and is now a semi-finalist on Britain's Got Talent.</p> <p>Simon Cowell would like to see him using five phones and an Ipad, whilst driving backwards up a one way street at 70mph if he is to make it to the final.</p> <p>In an unrelated article, Simon has bought vast quantities of shares in Carphone Warehouse but would like to assure viewers that everyone has an equal chance to win and this will not influence the decision made by the current judging panel at BGT.</p> <p>(But seriously if you want to keep your job "Hoff", you'll do as you're told) </p>