http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29096 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 05:48:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29096#post-81510 Thu, 11 Aug 2011 08:21:26 +0000 rebel not taken 81510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two public school boys who took part in widespread looting have told friends on Facebook that the rioting was "Awesome" and have boasted about "getting freebies from rich tossers."</p> <p>The posh yobs, decked out in Cargo shorts and Birkenstocks, have been caught by CCTV cameras in Sloane Square necking stolen bottles of Bollinger at 9.30am. </p> <p>One of the mindless thugs, Old Etonian Dave, posted on his Facebook wall: "BORED zzzzz with summer hols", and bragged to his friends about bunking off from a luxury villa in Tuscany: </p> <p>"Scoffing Linguine alla Vongole and having tennis lessons from a ponce called Rupert or rioting with the lads when it kicked off in Tottenham? No Brainer!!" posted 45 year old Dave.</p> <p>Eton Dave's toff mate, 44 year old Nick from Putney, whose ambition is to be a Liberal Prime Minister, has tweeted:<br /> "It was mental. The dudes were bombing into naff shops owned by minging peasants and stuffing supermarket trollies with chav bling and replica trainers." </p> <p>Aston Villa fan Eton Dave, who claims to be the gang leader, told BBC reporters "the hood is totally rocking", and has messaged his friends on Facebook via his blackberry:</p> <p>"It's the government's fault" said Eton Dave "The Conservatives. Fat rich slapheads with businesses. That's why all this happened innit blud?." </p>