http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2881 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 20:19:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2881#post-8417 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:31:04 +0000 antharrison 8417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire, has offered to assist George Osborne and Lord Mandelson by using his luxury yacht to transport them to a strategic conference in Corfu to discuss the current no-fly crisis affecting european air travel.</p> <p>The special conference at a high-security villa on the Greek island will only be attended by Osborne and Mandelson as other european politicians are unable to attend because of the euro-zone no-fly restrictions, and Mr Deripaska has kindly accepted the role of administrator and will record the outcome of the talks which are anticipated to be large bail-outs for Russian billionaires and a return yacht journey home for the delegates.</p> <p>Meanwhile Nick Clegg has not allowed the no-fly rule to disrupt his campaign and will tomorrow accept the use of a small poedalo to allow him to attend a strategic meeting with Vince Cable on the island at Alton Towers, but is dreading the public announcement by the parkie of "Number three, your time is up." </p>