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Forum » Topic: Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 11:28:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81342 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:48:48 +0000 rikkor 81342@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Do you guys know about Monk Email? It's been there for years, but you can very easily do online simian greeting cards with sound. Vy. good for making fun of your nearest and dearest. <a href="http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/" rel="nofollow">http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/</a> Sinnick on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81340 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:15:07 +0000 Sinnick 81340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Brilliant, Scroat. Scroat on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81322 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:10:45 +0000 Scroat 81322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You can roll your own: <a href="http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/" rel="nofollow">http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/</a> waylandsmithy on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81307 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:09:17 +0000 waylandsmithy 81307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice work, scroat! rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81279 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:09:16 +0000 rikkor 81279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wow, Scroat, I love that! Thanks. Scroat on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81272 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:59:21 +0000 Scroat 81272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/bus-2.jpg"> rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81134 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:54:58 +0000 rikkor 81134@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Horton Hears A Who. FraserWords on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81101 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:19:10 +0000 FraserWords 81101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Why don't they just put this thread on the front page? Now, what's a hoo hoo? Is it anything to do with Sutton Hoo? Or Dr Who? saltire on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81094 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:53:21 +0000 saltire 81094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Fuck 'em....I know... writinginbsl on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81091 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:28:10 +0000 writinginbsl 81091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ...or a sit down. But clearly you can't do both. writinginbsl on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81090 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:26:46 +0000 writinginbsl 81090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Rikkor I think you may need to have a lie down... rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81089 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:10:20 +0000 rikkor 81089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yes, Liza here is Liza Minnelli, and bucket is a euphemistic term for her hoo-hoo. There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole. Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it. With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, with what? With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with straw. The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza, The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long, Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it. With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what? With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an axe. The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza, The axe is too dull, dear Liza, too dull. Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it. On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza? On what shall I hone it, dear Liza, on what? On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, With a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone. The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza, The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry. Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it. With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I wet, dear Liza, with what? try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water. In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza? In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what? In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, bucket. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. writinginbsl on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81066 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:15:39 +0000 writinginbsl 81066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Lovely bucket. Congratulations. rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81062 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:51:43 +0000 rikkor 81062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Rural Tennessee is justifiably alarming, Shitsu. You were not imagining things. rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81061 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:50:14 +0000 rikkor 81061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oxy, thanks for the career tips. Oxbridge on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81024 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:55:01 +0000 Oxbridge 81024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Brilliant. Did you loot it from Wellworth It in Tottenham? jp1885 on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81019 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:28:36 +0000 jp1885 81019@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Never mind that - look! <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMaYkmfywpXRUH1vTrt9WVfXTxavI87N4JZI2iZdNLPHYIQ7daU-B-4eKJjA"> Great eh? Oxbridge on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-81018 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:13:32 +0000 Oxbridge 81018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Right, to answer an earlier question, yes I do know some jokes about the Norway massacre because now and then I look at Sickipedia, where there is a testosterone-fuelled competition to be the first and/or nastiest about any new tragedy. I'm not about to repeat them here because I also don't think it is a particularly good thing to do and I don't actively want to be unpopular (that just happens anyway). However, there is one that made me snort coffee guiltily over the keyboard. Anyone who wants to hear it can PM me. The point is that humour is subjective and attempting to say what people can/can't or should/shouldn't find funny is completely stupid. Rikkor: It seems to me that you can either be the cynical, acerbic, unapologetically right-wing American thorn in everyone's side who loves to wind up these (mainly) liberal-left Brits OR you can be the wise old owl setting boundaries of taste. But you clearly can't be both. And I still think the one about the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes is quite funny... jp1885 on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80998 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 07:05:46 +0000 jp1885 80998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The only thing on my bucket list is to own a bucket - one visit to B&Q later and f*ckin' get in! JohnA on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80993 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:46:25 +0000 JohnA 80993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I have to say that my bucket list is beyond the pail. You're welcome The All New Jeni B on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80985 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:49:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 80985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ooh, dolphins for me shitsu, although with the demise of Concorde, my bucket list is getting shorter. waylandsmithy on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80982 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:37:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 80982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Rikkor, don't forget the tomato museum in Guernsey. A must for any bucket list. shitsu_tonka on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80981 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:29:08 +0000 shitsu_tonka 80981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Would you spend time in Tennessee itself? I once spent a few days hiking in the mountains there and the locals scared the shit out of me. Loved the Deep South in general but Tennessee was just alarming. What about swimming with dolphins? That's on a lot of people's bucket list. rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80980 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:05:32 +0000 rikkor 80980@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I've always wanted to visit the Jack Daniels distillery in Lynchburg, TN. Kind of a Via Crucis or Santiago de Compostela (sp?) trek for me. I may have time left for that. shitsu_tonka on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80979 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:58:13 +0000 shitsu_tonka 80979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You should make the most of the time you have left, Rikkor. Do you want us to have a whip round so you can go to Disneyland and meet Mickey Mouse? Al OPecia on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80964 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:21:37 +0000 Al OPecia 80964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Errm,..well, Rik,...look,....Oh God I just can't do it........... rikkor on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80942 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 13:35:08 +0000 rikkor 80942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Scroat, how kind. Do I have terminal cancer and the truth is being kept from me? Scroat on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80919 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 08:30:14 +0000 Scroat 80919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There are some people on this site with massively inflated egos, and some who write rubbish. Rikkor is vital to strike a balance and tell it like it is. So leave it out or I'll set the cats on you. rickwestwell on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80915 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 07:21:11 +0000 rickwestwell 80915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <blockquote>Gawd, Westy! What a thin skin, and a long memory.</blockquote> You misunderstand me - I loved the comment! :-) ronseal on "Rikkor deciding what we can and can't write moratorium" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28705&page=2#post-80913 Sun, 07 Aug 2011 06:42:06 +0000 ronseal 80913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What gives Rikkor the right to say we can't write about moratoriums? It's corporate correctness gone mad! You can't say anything these days. You can't say a Boston based data centre manager is cheap. No, he's 'least cost'.