http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28590 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 04:35:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28590#post-80045 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:39:28 +0000 dvo4fun 80045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great Ross line. Giggs section doesn't work for me but maybe just my surgical op fear. And the nature of the op. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28590#post-80017 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 16:24:45 +0000 f0zz 80017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it. Easy target maybe, but great line about Jordan too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28590#post-80011 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 15:28:51 +0000 FraserWords 80011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Channel 4 is to screen a celebrity edition of ‘Embarrassing Bodies’.<br /> In emotional scenes, premiership star Wayne Rooney tells the show’s resident experts Dr Pixie and Dr Christian how having a head that looks exactly like a potato has affected his life.<br /> “We booked him an appointment with a Harley Street specialist who reassured Wayne that appearances didn’t matter and insisted it’s what’s inside that matters,” said Dr Pixie. “Unfortunately, that wasn’t very helpful in Wayne’s case.”<br /> The star’s Manchester United colleague Ryan Giggs consulted Dr Christian about his overactive penis. Surgery to remove the offending organ was advised, and the programme screens the scene in which the operation is carried out by a team of 342 female consultant surgeons.<br /> Cabinet minister Eric Pickles tackles his weight problem, telling the show’s doctors: “I ate all the pies”. Dietary experts advise dramatic intervention to put Eric off his food, and the Conservative politician is shown footage of foreign poor people being given UK state benefits which not only stops him eating but also makes him physically sick.<br /> Jonathan Ross discusses his embarrassing speech impediment without rancour, while glamour model Jordan tells doctors what it’s like to be born with no sense of dignity or self-awareness.<br /> Scenes involving pop star Cheryl Cole had to be dropped, as nobody could understand a word she was saying.<br /> A Channel 4 spokesman said: “All these celebrities came on the show in the hope that talking frankly about their problems would encourage others in the same position to seek help.<br /> “And in the hope of further enormous publicity to massage their hyper-inflated egos and swell their obscene wealth, of course.” </p>