http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 00:21:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80194 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:04:01 +0000 Al OPecia 80194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They're on me. It's bloody boiling, and I'm about to pass out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80193 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:49:12 +0000 saltire 80193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Al. You can still get the beers in though..<br /> Is it warm in here,or is it me...? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80186 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:35:35 +0000 Al OPecia 80186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow Salty - re-inforcing the stereotype, Bravo! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80067 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 07:52:55 +0000 saltire 80067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good Al.In fact it's so good,I'm tempted to tell you in person at The Cheshire Cheese later this month.Get the beers in first though,there's a good chap.<br /> Special delivery for Mr Lennon c/o Al O'Pecia.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80044 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:38:16 +0000 Al OPecia 80044@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80042 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 21:26:38 +0000 dvo4fun 80042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like this expanded version Al.Couple of typos </p> <p>1st word 2nd para 'To' not 'The'??</p> <p>2nd line 3rd para surplus 'to'??</p> <p>"..and any alcohol found confiscated."?? Actually I think ending best as-is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80035 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 19:23:22 +0000 Al OPecia 80035@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>News emerged from Holyrod today that Scotland will be applying to the EU for special cultural protection for it's particular brand of endemic racism, and hope to run it's own "Cultural Olympiad" in 2012 in parallel to the other event running further south at the same time in "The Land of the Gob-Shites", to secure immunity from EU diversity legislation. </p> <p>To kick this off Glasgow is currently competing with Pyongyang and Tehran to be next years "World City of Xenophobia", holding events demonstrating the "Glasgow Kiss", vicious sectarian hatred and courses aimed at developing a life-long sense of grievance. Scotland's Crimewatch is being retitled "Sassenach Watch".</p> <p>An annual "Bigot of the Year" Award will be initiated, and "Best use of woad" will feature in all Highland Games. The SNP Government will introduce laws ending the sale of fresh vegetables in all supermarkets, as they water down the traditional diet, and compulsory addition of the national dish to all official engagements: 'wee pebbles in warm water'. </p> <p>Scotland is reknown for it's stunning scenery of course, a real draw for tourists, but persistent, irritating whining sound, leading to hasty glances to left and right, and over the shoulder,trying to identify whence the attack will come will persist. And it's thought midges will continue t be a problem. Finally, anyone arriving on an international flight found to be sober will be deported, but that shouldn't pose any problems to the IOC, FIFA and EU Judges. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80032 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 19:03:15 +0000 Al OPecia 80032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got it in one Jen. Got a bit of traction, though. There's a thought - Scotland's Crimewatch being retitled "Sassenach Watch".</p> <p>Anyone arriving on an international flight found to be sober will be deported? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80031 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:47:05 +0000 waylandsmithy 80031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe something about the SNP demanding an end to the sale of fresh vegetables in all supermarkets, as they water down the traditional diet. And compulsory addition of the national dish to all official engagements: 'wee pebbles in warm water'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80028 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:25:47 +0000 The All New Jeni B 80028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm hazarding a guess here, but would this sub be the reason you were PMing me Al?<br /> You dirty back-stabbing Sassenach bastard you... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80027 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:23:11 +0000 Al OPecia 80027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I have several disparate ideas coming together on this one including - Glasgow vies with Pyongyang and Tehran to be next years "World City of Xenophobia", The Annual "Bigot of the Year" Award and something about woad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-80024 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:16:38 +0000 dvo4fun 80024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope you're working on expanding this one Al </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-79974 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 07:57:43 +0000 Sinnick 79974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed, there must be an FP here. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-79965 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 06:58:15 +0000 dvo4fun 79965@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lots of lovely midges this time of year too. </p> <p>That persistent, irritating whining sound, leading to hasty glances to left and right, and over the shoulder,trying to identify whence the attack will come. And the midges of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-79964 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 06:49:10 +0000 be reasonable 79964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, add vicious sectarian hatred, buckey rage, the Glasgow kiss and a life-long sense of grievance and you’ll be half-way there. Nice scenery though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-79956 Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:22:58 +0000 waylandsmithy 79956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh, this needs expanding! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28570#post-79954 Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:16:21 +0000 Al OPecia 79954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.. </p>