http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:10:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-80446 Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:19:35 +0000 Oxbridge 80446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The former Benfica goalkeeper Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, who goes by the nickname Quim, is apparently a perfectly pleasant and intelligent man, who has never assaulted anyone, man or woman. I imagine that this is because his name, Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, is not a body part. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-80228 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 22:08:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 80228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Golgo - I like your idea about very specialised personal injury claim lawyers - feels like a Python sketch. </blockquote></p> <p>"Have you been impaled by Michael Palin?<br /> Or teased by John Cleese?<br /> Perhaps Terry Jones broke one of your bones, maybe you've been libelled by Eric Idle.</p> <p>Whatever your injury, real or imagined, contact us at Python Direct.<br /> Python Direct, getting straight to the funny bones." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-80225 Mon, 01 Aug 2011 22:01:11 +0000 rickwestwell 80225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo - I like your idea about very specialised personal injury claim lawyers - feels like a Python sketch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79998 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 12:42:26 +0000 Oxbridge 79998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I knew a girl called Kate Mouth once. Unfortunately, she didn't fancy me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79978 Sun, 31 Jul 2011 08:43:16 +0000 Al OPecia 79978@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anybody out there? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79904 Sat, 30 Jul 2011 10:52:17 +0000 Al OPecia 79904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That John Stape off of Coronation Street shouted at me so loudly that I temporarily went deaf.</p> <p>Stupidly, when I had recovered, I went to an Anvil concert and stood right at the front. Following that by listening to an MC Hammer album didn't help. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79836 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:11:55 +0000 be reasonable 79836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was kicked by Peter Oesphagus at primary school. When the headmaster told him off, he looked really down in the mouth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79828 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:38:14 +0000 Golgo13 79828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline looks like an ad for a very specialised firm of personal injury claim lawyers.</p> <p>"Oh, I'm very sorry sir...yes,I.....yes, I quite understand, but.....I'm not saying your case is without merit, but we only handle claims where the injury was caused by someone whose name relates to the injured part of the body, sir....any other lawyer should be able to handle your case, sir....no, that's quite alright....bye then"<br /> {HANGS UP}</p> <p>*sigh* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79827 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:57:51 +0000 Corrigan 79827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Hollywood star's tomb collapses on Chief Constable'</p> <p>or</p> <p>'James Mason's masonary kills Mason.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79817 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:13:10 +0000 rikkor 79817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes. My brothers and I always injured each others body parts. And, we have the same name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28536#post-79805 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:15:31 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(As started on another thread)</p> <p>Michael Foot stood on my Foot<br /> Ed Balls kneed me in the balls<br /> Tony Hancock once did something unspeakable involving 4 parts of my anatomy</p> <p>You get the picture... any more? </p>