http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79823 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:29:46 +0000 Oxbridge 79823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Lick our wounds' - 5* for that alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79564 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 11:52:36 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...and so is the candle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79539 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 09:07:22 +0000 Textbook 79539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Amusing but too explicit and I think the joke is starting to wear thin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79468 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 21:52:30 +0000 Scroat 79468@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Time to own up Des.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79429 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:12:14 +0000 Sinnick 79429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope you're not flouncing !</p> <p>If you don't like criticism, both you and Akiko should take it like a man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79424 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:40:07 +0000 Dick Everyman 79424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>CRACKY! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79423 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:35:00 +0000 DiY 79423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>CRIKEY!</strong> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79417 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:50:23 +0000 be reasonable 79417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It’s only the theatrical types who won’t miss you. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79408 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:11:41 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 79408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I'll miss you.</p> <p>Have some lubricated stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79402 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:51:11 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tumbleweed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79398 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:35:56 +0000 OllieP 79398@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sound of leather on willow? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79393 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:25:05 +0000 rikkor 79393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(cricket noise) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28438#post-79383 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:18:51 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 79383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You’ve probably noticed that the gaps between my posts have stretched a little lately. I’m painfully aware of it myself. I just hope you’re able to find ways to fill these gaping voids.</p> <p>But that’s not the only source of discomfort I’m feeling. It seems that this forum has become a little hostile toward hot, firm-breasted lesbians like me. First there were the ‘doubters’ who, in the wake of fake-lesbian-blogger-gate, accused me of being a middle-aged balding guy pretending to be a lesbian.</p> <p>Obviously my all-too-accurate descriptions of genuine hot lesbian thought and behaviour soon silenced them, but I’m afraid the ‘haters’ have crawled out from under their rocks and rounded on this blogger, creating a hot-lesbophobic atmosphere I don’t care to deal with.</p> <p>It reminds me of when I first met my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, Akiko. I was taking some time off after studying, earning some money teaching English conversation evening classes in Japan.</p> <p>It was a privilege to introduce my tongue to so many enthusiastic Japanese college girls, and to see the joy in their eyes as they finally got their mouths around an authentic English “V”.</p> <p>Akiko was among the hungriest to get stuck in, and one evening she asked if she could stay behind for extra oral practice. I had noticed her firm D-cup breasts and long black hair before, and I knew she was my type, but I had until then not acted on my naughty lesboid impulses.</p> <p>We started by going through some prepositions, and then I pointed to the passage I wanted her to have a go at. Our hands momentarily brushed. She giggled nervously, covering her mouth with her finger-tips and looking down at the desk, but I could see her nipples were becoming erect - and feel myself getting wet!</p> <p>Without thinking, I pressed my lips against hers, and her sweet eager tongue darted into my hot moist mouth, her hands instinctively reaching for my yearning firm breasts.</p> <p>Well one thing led to another, and before long our naked bodies were entwined on the classroom floor, a writhing knot of passion, our tongues and fingers franticly exploring each other’s dripping love-tunnels.</p> <p>Later that week, Akiko took me to her house to meet her family, and I’ll never forget the words her mother said, as she looked at us with disgust.</p> <p>“Oh Akiko! Why couldn’t you hook up with a hot, horny firm-breasted <em>Japanese</em> lesbian babe?”.</p> <p>Those words still sting.</p> <p>My point is, all I want is for people to accept me for who I am, and if this forum isn’t ready for a hot, soapy, naked firm-breasted lesbian, then I’ll wait until it is. And when it is, I’ll be back – Hornier, Soapier, Nakeder.</p> <p>Until then, Akiko and I just want to take a little time alone to lick our wounds.</p> <p>Perhaps later, we’ll need a paternal, middle-aged, balding shoulder to cry on. Do you have that shoulder? Or are you in the same boat? Are you a hot, firm-breasted lesbian looking for an older man, perhaps slightly overweight, for comfort in some time of distress? We should all get together.</p> <p>Get in touch. </p>