http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:56:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79815 Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:07:24 +0000 Corrigan 79815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In case any one thinks i'm unhinged (you'd only be half right) the above did actually happen.</p> <p>I assume it was a prank anyway.</p> <p>Some of the neighbors had seen it too but new nothing about it. The next day some one had pulled down the tape and the chalk was smudged away. There was also nothing on the local news about it or in the local paper. (unless they consider some dick from UKIP moaning about wind farms to be more newsworthy than a dead child or midget)</p> <p>Still non the wiser. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79681 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:42:55 +0000 bonjonelson 79681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Corrigan. You naughty person! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79677 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:12:37 +0000 Corrigan 79677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79667 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:49:07 +0000 Corrigan 79667@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A few months ago, while I was at work, and my kids were at school, high winds blew the slates from the roof of a house on my street. For a laugh, someone cordoned off the area with police tape and drew the chalk outline of a child on the pavement next to where the slates had shattered.<br /> I didn't half titter after I walked past the scene on my way home, and then sprinted the rest of my way to my house, feeling the blood thudding into my brain before I found out my children were safe.</p> <p>Naughty little pranksters! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79664 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:42:53 +0000 Oxbridge 79664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wrap it around every copy of the Daily Mail. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79661 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:21:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 79661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Across the frontage of any Dispensing Chemist around about methadone time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79660 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:13:59 +0000 Ironduke 79660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>every public lavatory in a shopping precinct...but you'll have to harden your heart when you see the trickles down the legs of the pregnant ladies, toddlers and pensioners. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79633 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:16:58 +0000 AdrianJ 79633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Adrian. Did you used to be Jeremy Beadle?</blockquote></p> <p>Yes... yes I was. Right up until my untimely death. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79598 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:03:03 +0000 Drylaw 79598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Put it round the guy in the shopping precinct selling Sky TV. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79293 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:56:41 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Adrian. Did you used to be Jeremy Beadle? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79221 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 17:17:00 +0000 AdrianJ 79221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just before rush hour, use the tape to block off access to every entrance to your local train or tube station. If by any chance you don't live within a commuter belt, then simply target a local car park at around 17:30 instead.</p> <p><center>And / Or</center> </p> <p>Shortly before a friend, colleague or relative returns home from work, use the tape to cordon off the entrance to their house. Loiter just outside of this cordon, wringing your hands and looking extremely distressed. As soon as you see them approach, rush over and clasp them in a tight embrace, while simultaneously sobbing, "I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry. I can't believe it. Look, if there's anything I can do?" Obviously it's more effective if you know that your intended victim has loved ones inside at the time. Oh how you'll both laugh, once you reveal that it's all been just a prank! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79209 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:22:26 +0000 beau-jolly 79209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooooh Tesco, do it now! We won't tell and they'll never find you in here.<br /> Except Tesco never bloody close and have CCTV so maybe the police station would be easier. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79207 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:17:18 +0000 Dick Everyman 79207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tie it in a pretty bow around Dominique Strauss-Khan's knob end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79136 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 09:04:49 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Around Greater Manchester Police Station?<br /> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8682503.stm">LINK</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79132 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:59:20 +0000 Scroat 79132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Far out Golgo. I take my head off to you, man.</p> <p>Those were the daze... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79062 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:02:51 +0000 Golgo13 79062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Across the universe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79059 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 18:15:31 +0000 Al OPecia 79059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Across the entrance to a Justin Bieber "gig". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79053 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:36:57 +0000 thisisall1word 79053@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stick to the floor and make a giant maze leading from the front door of your local police station to the front door of your local kebab house. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79049 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:12:36 +0000 Sinnick 79049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Put it around Liverpool, facing outward. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79046 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:34:15 +0000 waylandsmithy 79046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you've got a big, white tent, I'd save it for Glastonbury. Should be able to give yourself a nice, big pitch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79040 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:45:08 +0000 Zadok the second 79040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can you get it all the way round the Houses of Parliament? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28377#post-79039 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:40:54 +0000 Scroat 79039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have a big roll of genuine crime scene tape. Any suggestions as to mischief I could get up to with this?</p> <p>I thought about blocking off the bridge, which is the only river crossing for several miles...</p> <p>Or maybe the police station...</p> <p>Or Tesco... </p>