http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 21:18:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353#post-79086 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:41:11 +0000 dvo4fun 79086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the detail - but not enough to google it and check. Please take some more stars. </p> <p>Have you considered submitting it to a peer review journal? Oh wait - I see what you're<br /> doing here now. I'll get onto google and get back to you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353#post-79002 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:44:23 +0000 Oxbridge 79002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks guys.</p> <p>Mr 1-star troll is busy again I see. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353#post-78982 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:26:20 +0000 button 78982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a load of shit. I love it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353#post-78974 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:17:09 +0000 Golgo13 78974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice concept. You have the "Shidas Touch". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28353#post-78933 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 08:45:52 +0000 Oxbridge 78933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To zoologists, they are nature’s great recyclers, the 5,000 or so species that feed on faeces and maintain the ecological balance of the deserts, farmlands, forests and grasslands of the world. However, this may be about to change, as a younger generation of dung beetle say that they are ‘not eating that shit’.</p> <p>The generation gap has truly struck in the Scarabaeoidea world. Older dung beetles point out that millions of generations before them have eaten shit of all kinds and they are lucky not to have to eat or drink anything else, because the dung provides all the necessary nutrients. Young dung beetles, however, are not listening. </p> <p>‘My mum keeps on how there’s so many different kinds of shit,’ said a typical young beetle of the Onthophagus gazella species in Africa. ‘Lion shit, zebra shit, elephant shit, rhino shit … well I don’t care, it’s all basically just shit, isn't it? Why should I put up with this shit because every other generation did? It’s just like Nazi Germany. I imagine.’</p> <p>Insect religious leaders have tried to comfort any dung beetles who don’t like the taste of shit, saying that their role on Earth is ordained by God as a way of keeping the circle of life going. However, in today’s more open society, even lower order animals wonder if the creator of the entire universe really would have such a warped sense of humour.</p> <p>Mother dung beetles increasingly feel trapped between their demanding offspring on the one hand and conservative older dung beetles on the other. Roller species of dung beetle have long derided the tunnellers as stupid and the dwellers in dung as plain lazy. Now they are turning their wrath on their great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren.</p> <p>‘When I was a youngster two months ago, living in a steaming puddle of hippo urine, omnivore shit was a treat to relieve a monotonous diet of decaying leaves and passing millipedes,’ said a veteran Euoniticellus intermedius. ‘We were so poor we didn’t have two turds to rub together. And now these little tykes are turning their feelers up at fresh leopard dung. That’s seriously good shit that is. And anyway, it tastes much the same as chicken shit.’ </p> <p>[Hat tip to Vertically Challenged Giant] </p>