http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:32:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79291 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:53:10 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 79291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In my spare time I've ben stalking minor celebrities in the hope of getting unimpressive stories to post on the celebrity thread on here. It hasn't really worked so far but Timmy Mallet has just taken out a restraining order against me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79285 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:06:15 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In my spare time I am a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79277 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:08:44 +0000 rikkor 79277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>AdrianJ, unfortunately, the glory days of Albert Speer-type architecture are long gone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79270 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:12:29 +0000 AdrianJ 79270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>During the week I'm an Architect. Not of anything interesting, like buildings, bridges, or Olympic stadia, for example, but of boring old IT type stuff instead. I currently perform my particular form of architecting for a rather large law firm in London.</p> <p>At weekends I don a cape and fight crime, play scrum half for Gloucester Rugby Football Club and drive for Williams F1 too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79259 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 21:34:47 +0000 Quaz 79259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I suggest a new category of "Best relevant Job Ad that you never applied for, or maybe you did but never got the job"?</p> <p>Web site designer for Anne Summers was the best ad I saw.</p> <p>Didn't apply, the competion was too stiff and I wasn't up for it. Right that's enough schoolboy double entendres. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79187 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:38:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 79187@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not me, there's been no mention of celebs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79181 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:16:46 +0000 rikkor 79181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be, I think you're right. I think Golgo did call me gay and stated his preference for men pretending to be lesbians. Golgo: I'm rubber, you're glue. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79147 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:29:01 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 79147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just out of interest, Qoxiivi, what was the possibly one thing you found to chuckle at?</p> <p>Because I can do that thing again and again.</p> <p>@Son of Barnabas: Definitely <em>not</em> rape-watcher. What kind of sicko are you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79146 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:25:13 +0000 dvo4fun 79146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Poecheng. That's a sad downward career spiral you report. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79140 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 09:58:30 +0000 Qoxiivi 79140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So do I Rikkor. I didn't even find it funny the first time. Have read a couple of its overly long posts and found possibly one thing to chuckle at. It's one overly long, repetitive, not-even-that-amusing-to-begin-with joke. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79135 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 09:04:35 +0000 Scroat 79135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I do Rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79125 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:47:05 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Given the rest of her profile, I'm guessing this is a misprint for "rape-watcher" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79122 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:37:42 +0000 Zadok the second 79122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's a rope-watcher? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79118 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:05:14 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Sugar Tits</p> <p>Is that really you, Jeni B? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79102 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 06:15:59 +0000 be reasonable 79102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, golgo just called you gay. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79101 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:49:48 +0000 Golgo13 79101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe she just appeals to a different demographic, Rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79091 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:53:31 +0000 rikkor 79091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does anyone find the Sugartits thing as boring as I do? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79089 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 22:59:57 +0000 Poecheng 79089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Selling hifi on a YTS scheme (crashed motorbike and my head during A levels so thought I was staying 'up north' for another year)<br /> Burger flipper at Euston station<br /> Gardener<br /> Barrister </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79063 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:21:43 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 79063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...barely legal high-school bi-curious teen slut, firm-breasted college nympho lesbian, glistening lesbian back-packer, hot lesbian EFL teacher in Japan, horny lesbian nurse, bored horny bisexual housewife, heart-of-gold stripper, lesbian scientist in lab-coat, horn-rim glasses and hair all tied up, masseuse, rope-watcher, office worker who often had to work late and/or deal with malfunctioning photocopier, farm-hand, BabeStation telephonist, pizza delivery girl, hot-lesbian news blogger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79052 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:35:14 +0000 thisisall1word 79052@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>From 13 onwards... Paperboy for a local free newspaper, making £3.80 a week for a good 2 and a half hours work... Cardboard box maker... Washer upper at a number of restaurants and pubs... tomato picker and packer... deliverer of Liberal Democrat leaflets... New Forest show hand stamper... more horticultural stuff at a scientific research place; strawberry picking; deer catching; weeding; sunbathing; driving a milkfloat full of freshly cut flowers... very brief stint behind the bar when I was 18... unemployed ne'er-do-well... British Gas data entry monkey and payroll(ish) monkey... Few jobs in Parliament ending up working for the department for turning things off, back on again, and scratching head... WWE scriptwriter and plot development consultant... CEO of Dyson Corp... assistant CEO of Dyson Corp... helpdesk admin junior assistant for Dyson Corp... etc etc etc </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79030 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:56:55 +0000 Scroat 79030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Getting back to the guy with the ice cubes.</p> <p>So he has "nipple-erector" on his CV.......? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-79024 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:27:48 +0000 simonjmr 79024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I write Terms and Conditions, review marketing material and set up savings products.</p> <p>Years ago when interviewed for a Research Scholarship at Southampton Poly I was asked by a group of hooray Hanry's what I was currently doing - they were well impressed with Freelance Government Administrator - flexible hours and only a couple of minutes paperwork every fortnight. It took them a while to work out I was on the Rock'n'roll. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-78981 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:23:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 78981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh well, I've noticed lately that I'm becoming increasingly well-upholstered.</p> <p>In chronological order: Saturday Girl in a veterinary surgery, progressing to some training in veterinary nursing; part-timer in McDonalds (the pay for a 17yr old schoolkid was excellent); Trainee Insurance Clerkess - Insurance Clerkess; (Whisper it) Media Studies student and Communications student; part-time bar maid while studying; Canvasser for Local Authority voters' roll while student; bar maid and waitress while studying; occasional freelance mag contributor; Front of House supervisor in a wine bar/bistro; Financial Services Adviser with Debenhams (which effectively meant I worked in the back office and answered the switchboard); Chemical company sales rep; full-time mother; clerical officer with DWP; full-time mother; lunchtime playground supervisor with two local primary schools; law student; and finally, part-time bakery counter assistant while studying. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-78973 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:12:43 +0000 Son of Barnabas 78973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni</p> <p>Just returning to "Chauffeuse" for a moment... according to this<br /> <a href="http://www.french-linguistics.co.uk/dictionary/chauffeuse.html">LINK</a> you are in fact a fireside easy chair, which of course I think we all knew...</p> <p>Someone mentioned 70's cookbooks - surely they were all full of Fanny and Johnnies?</p> <p>I can count among my many employments: security guard; perfume bottler; hospital orderly; warehouse assistant in Sainsburys; marketing and advertising numerous products from wooden doors to butter; from make-up to projectors; selling insurance; advising on investments; fundraising for charity.... and writing silly things on websites! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-78967 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 11:32:10 +0000 jp1885 78967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I work in international satellite telecommunications for a well-known telecomms company. Before that I was an air conditioning engineer for said company and before that I swept up at a farrier's forge at weekends (ah the halcyon days of youth and black sooty snot). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-78954 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:21:24 +0000 brownpaperreporter 78954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>IT project manager and part-time dog behavioural therapist</p> <p>Ive lost count of the number of clients who ask if my bark is worse than my byte </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=3#post-78952 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:59:35 +0000 Sinnick 78952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Formerly researching in protein crystallography, but been in IT for 30 years now. Have worked for a bank as a senior techie, but currently "resting" between jobs. Setting up my own software business, as fed up with shit employers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=2#post-78909 Sun, 24 Jul 2011 22:27:14 +0000 The All New Jeni B 78909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh! Butterscotch Angel Delight mmmmm.<br /> Thanks for that shitsu, that's tomorrow's dinner sorted.</p> <p>I remember in the seventies that with the advent of foreign travel for the masses, everyone started trying to make 'continental' dishes.<br /> I recall my mum making ratatouille in bulk, and it being served alongside everything from pork chops to roast beef.</p> <p>Neighbours of ours used to have 'Paella Parties' and even my xenophobic grandmother would eat a Blackforest Gateau.<br /> My aunt and uncle lived in France for a while when my uncle was teaching there, and they brought back recipes for lots of 'fancy foreign muck', as the xenophobe put it.</p> <p>But the seventies were really the era of bland food, decorated to look tasty.<br /> It's no wonder I'm short, I was starved of decent food. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=2#post-78908 Sun, 24 Jul 2011 22:12:15 +0000 shitsu_tonka 78908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, old cookery books can be terrifying especially ones from the seventies. Endless pictures of white rice, sweetcorn, chicken mashed together with something grim, and dreadful things being done to prawns. </p> <p>Sorting through old cookery books never fails to make me glad that it was all before I was born and that I grew up on sensible eighties food like angel delight and findus crispy pancakes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28278&page=2#post-78905 Sun, 24 Jul 2011 21:47:28 +0000 Scroat 78905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There were some great trade mags around when I was in PR. Such as:</p> <p>The Commercial Rabbit<br /> Embalming Weekly<br /> Psychoneuroendocrinology</p> <p>The list goes on. </p>