http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 15:43:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78479 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:13:30 +0000 waylandsmithy 78479@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You took the bit out about stuffing donkeys with marmalade? Oh well, your choice. 5! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78478 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:10:16 +0000 Corrigan 78478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers. will do. Anyone who reads your comment about the kidneys now is going to wonder what the fuck you're on about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78473 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:59:28 +0000 waylandsmithy 78473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has the potential to be great, and is really, really good but the last bit threw me.</p> <p>You can edit your posts, by the way, if you want to. Click on the green 'Edit' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78469 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:51:25 +0000 Corrigan 78469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Should have got someone to read it first. It's supposed to be the doctor talking to the reporter offering to buy one of his kidneys. Never mind. Cheers for the comment. Enjoyed your stuff too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78467 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:45:27 +0000 waylandsmithy 78467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really like it, but then I got to the kidneys and didn't understand the joke. What's the story about the kidneys? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28268#post-78466 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:40:43 +0000 Corrigan 78466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>News has emerged that tween idol Robert Pattinson suffered a serious pouting injury on the set of his new film ‘Cosmopolis.’ The incident was apparently hidden from the press at the time so as not to scare jittery studio executives.</p> <p>The accident is said to have occurred as a result of a reaction shot that got out of hand. An on set source said: ‘It was totally gross! David (Cronenberg, the film’s director) set up a reaction shot and asked Rob to pretend that his PA had forgotten to put sugar in his cappuccino. This must have really got to him because he gave the most ass slapped pout I have ever seen. Next thing, his face just seemed to implode. The cheeks went first, and then the rest of his features were sucked in too. It was like what happened to the Nazis at the end of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark.’ Just Horrible.’</p> <p>R: Patts fans need not worry however. Plastic surgeon to the stars Dr Blake Alverez commented: ‘There is unlikely to be any lasting damage. A good doctor would have been able sort it in a few minutes with nothing more than a household plunger and a steady hand. I’ve dealt with these kinds of injury many times before. I was smuggled onto the set of ‘Troy’ three times to treat Brad Pitt. A few days later, no one is any the wiser.’ </p>