http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:12:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79409 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:13:18 +0000 dvo4fun 79409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Indeed b, but his F1 commentary is rather good, now he's been joined by David Coulthard </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79320 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:53:52 +0000 be reasonable 79320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Any programme on TV entitled "The ---- Show" (fill in the blank with the name of the host)"...<br /> The one show? Radio four’s ’The Now Show’ should definitely be culled, as should Jeremy bloody Hardy, who hasn’t been funny since 1988. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79317 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:48:34 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sinnick. Not sure which online slang dictionary you used. I troed three. One had not heard of the word; one gave the "charity mugger" definition; and the third said<blockquote>Knopf auf der Wasseroberfläche befindlich der ein Knallgeräusch macht wenn entfernt; professioneller Spendensammler der Menschen auf der Straße auf eine Spendengabe anspricht </blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79313 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:23:11 +0000 Sinnick 79313@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It seems there are several definitions of the word "chugger".</p> <p>In the Online Slang Dictionary, I'll spare you from their definition, but it's followed by the phrase "if you enjoyed this definition, please share it with a friend".</p> <p>Well, it amused me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79306 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 07:32:29 +0000 brownpaperreporter 79306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice exception Rikkor ! Of course being of a sheltered upbring I hadnt heard of that filem. The wife knew it tho ....hmmmmm </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79286 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:16:06 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any programme on TV entitled "The ---- Show" (fill in the blank with the name of the host).<br /> I mean, they pay these TV producers squillions of pounds a year don't they? And all they can come up with is "The ---- Show"! Pathetic!</p> <p>(P.S. Doesn't apply to the Sooty Show , of course. The best TV programme of all time.)</p> <p>(P.P.S. note for American readers: this is not racialist. Sooty was a glove-puppet bear. He wasn't even black, though he had black ears)</p> <p>(P.P.P.S. Never did like Sooty's "girlfriend" Sue. Typical PC feminist interloper!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79276 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:05:06 +0000 rikkor 79276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BPR, what about "Star 80"? A classic. </p> <p>Oh, and shocking news, it could be an aged "she" you will have to kill. Just a thought.</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79274 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:40:50 +0000 Ironduke 79274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Make that unusually dense vets...and you've got a point.</p> <p>Stars for the wife's grey pubes BPR. Cuckolded by a silver fox... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79258 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 20:20:47 +0000 brownpaperreporter 79258@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tuesdays<br /> Any film with "Star" in the title. Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica<br /> Film prequels - particularly "A star's mother gets pregnant"<br /> Cars with exhaust pipes that make them sound like ropey Chieftan tank engines<br /> Knobheads who drive cars like that<br /> Nestle (pron Nestlay) it was poxy Nestles (pron Nessels) when I was growing up<br /> Curly Wurlys that shrink every year<br /> Grey pubic hairs... especially on the wife. And if I find out who keeps leaving them there while Im out.. I'll kill him </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79257 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:56:40 +0000 Dick Everyman 79257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OMG I know how you feel uberdog - I left a big city to work in a small county town and thought I'd seen the last of chuggers - f**k me no. They are infiltrating the sleepiest of places and even turning little old ladies upside down to shake the change out of their pockets. I stupidly signed up with one three years ago and my mobile phone number is now on every chuggers list north of the equator. Please send me the design for your Jihad bomb-o-matic vest...please.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=4#post-79252 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:30:01 +0000 William Pumpton 79252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have just learned what a chugger is. This fact shall shorten my daily rant in work down by many, many words.</p> <p>Maybe I'll put the finishing touches to my fake 'Jihad' bomb-o-matic vest tonight and wear it tomorrow lunchtime. See how the chuggers (look, first use of new word) react when I let them have a little peak at it it. Shall perfect a nervous, sweaty expression to go with it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79235 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:25:27 +0000 Al OPecia 79235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do we have an unusual density of vets as posters on NB? Just an observation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79232 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:23:14 +0000 be reasonable 79232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>uberdog,<br /> chuggers already have a dishonourable mention on this thread; as the Belfast accent can make even ‘good morning!’ sound like a death threat, I’m surprised that you don’t instantly give them all your money, your house and all your possessions. I would. Especially for poor donkeys. They’re so cuuuuuuute! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79231 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:13:48 +0000 William Pumpton 79231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Those clip board weilding, way to cheerful for a Monday lunchtime, smiley 'have you got a minute Sir' charity collectors who gather around tesco in Belfast every day. I AM NOT A CHARITABLE PERSON, look at my scowl, see me trying avoid you like Johnny Wilkinson, briefly making eye contact is not an invitation to tell me how many dying donkeys there are in Spain, ALL I WANT IS THE £2.50 MEAL DEAL OUT OF TESCO'S - FUCK OFFFFF!</p> <p>And wasps as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79194 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:52:15 +0000 guffaw 79194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you saying the Cornish are like the welsh? They deserved a good pastying </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79188 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 13:38:35 +0000 be reasonable 79188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"How about all TV chefs?”</p> <p>You’d be done for a salt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79131 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:57:22 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about all TV chefs?<br /> (That would be a cullinary cull) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79128 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:53:55 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79128@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chinese/Irish </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79119 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:06:10 +0000 riesler 79119@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and the Irish Queen tribute band, Lady O'Gaga. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79114 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:02:29 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79114@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All those nonentities who are famous for being famous.</p> <p>And of course Lady Gaga AAAAARGGGGHHHH! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79108 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 07:01:27 +0000 be reasonable 79108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ID,<br /> couldn’t agree more. My elderly parents went on holiday to Cornwall a few years back. One evening they went for a pub supper; the landlord kept them waiting nearly an hour for their food, serving his local cronies first, the c**t. I just wish i’d been there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79105 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 06:25:11 +0000 riesler 79105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rotating conversationalists</p> <p>"So I turned round and said..."<br /> "Then he turned round and said..." etc etc </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79099 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:11:41 +0000 theumpire 79099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Traffic reporters who claim that "the M1 is heavy". Of course it's heavy - 6 lanes, all those crash barriers and bridges and it's ever so long.</p> <p>MPs - any of them; does anyone have any idea how many of the 600 plus would be appropriate as a cull?</p> <p>People, who, like, say "I was, like, "What do you mean?" and he was, like "Oh! my God" and I was like . . . </p> <p>And we need to cull all mobile phone users who walk about texting and surfing all day, let's get rid of them before we become a race of round-shouldered, myopic cretins who can't enjoy their day withouut Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn.</p> <p>And speaking of LinkedIn, all those employment agency boys and girls who invite me ceaselessly to "join their professional network".</p> <p>That'll do for now; I need a lie down. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79085 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:51:22 +0000 Ironduke 79085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm with be reasonable- its just a county. A pretty county, yes...but still just a county. And forget rantign about the visitors- they prop up the economy, so absorb it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79084 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:44:18 +0000 Iscariot 79084@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Traffic reporters who report delays due to "an earlier broken-down"<br /> Wasps. Yes, they are pollinators, but they will sting for no reason. Bees are no problem.<br /> Nissan Micra drivers. They're all over 80 and/or ga-ga.<br /> Advertisement programmers who think it's amusing to fill ad breaks with one for constipation products, one for diarrhoea products, followed by one for adult incontinence products. Odd how these are endemic during Midsomer Murders, which the wife enjoys.<br /> Midsomer murders, or anything with that ghastly bloke who played the same role on Jersey.<br /> Birds that crap on my car. Unless you live at the seaside, you never see birdshit on the pavement/road. Only on cars.<br /> People who say "I'm not being funny, but..." and then proceed to be unfunny. Ditto those who say "don't take this the wrong way" because they already know you're going to.<br /> Mockneys who try to use rhyming slang, particularly those who don't realise what a "Berk" refers to, would benefit from having their gregory stretched.<br /> Banker's bonuses. Bloody obscene.<br /> I've got plenty more, but this is turning into FP length, so I'll say Byeee (also on the list) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79036 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:21:14 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And those traffic reporters on the radio who say "there are delays heading northbound on the M1..." Every time, I scream at them "IF THEY ARE NORTHBOUND, THAT MEANS THEY ARE HEADING NORTH, YOU MORON. DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU ABOUT TAUTOLOGY AT SCHOOL?"</p> <p>And by the way, what's wrong with Chuggers? I used to love him on swap shop. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79033 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:12:49 +0000 Son of Barnabas 79033@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ooh yes, and those people who say, when you ask them what they would like (to drink/eat etc) "Can I get a...."</p> <p>I asked one of my work colleagues the other day would he like a hot drink. He said "Can I get a coffee?" To which I replied "Yes you can. I won't bother, then!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-79011 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:00:24 +0000 greg various 79011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>People who own any variety of bull terrier and all those who reply "I'm good" instead of "well" when you ask them how they are. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-78994 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:04:37 +0000 Sinnick 78994@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Farmers and BMW drivers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28215&page=3#post-78985 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 12:33:20 +0000 Danny 78985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be Reasonable that's a good point, but remember the smart arsed vet above lives in Kernow...</p> <p>Love Steve_L's list to make drama scenes in London more realistic! </p>