http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:24:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820#post-8351 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:27:14 +0000 allmyownstunts 8351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ten million Toyota Prius's into landfill? Celebs left with nothing to drive? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820#post-8349 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:22:19 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 8349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take a 5. I sniggered and thought of the gormless niggards still flogging global warming. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820#post-8294 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:34:08 +0000 riesler 8294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Icelandic Government to ease economic woes by imposing carbon tax on Eyjafjallajoekull. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820#post-8280 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:05:08 +0000 Des Custard 8280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dunno. Have some stars to keep you going... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2820#post-8242 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:27:28 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 8242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Britain met its CO2 emissions cutting targets last week, Gordon Brown announced that anyone with Climate Change in their job title is now surplus to requirements. Wheel clampers (AKA climate change car immobilising executives), bin snoopers (AKA recycling security officers) and serial killers (human footprint reduction officers) may all face redundancy, and have their license for obnoxiousness withdrawn.</p> <p>Levi Bellfield, best known as the poster boy for wheel-clampers and security guards, spoke for the entire uppity community when he expressed his disappointment. 'It's all because of that blimming volcano,' said Bellfield. </p> <p>The knock on effect of the volcanic eruption of ash was a blanket ban on flying, which produced a savage cut in Britain's CO2 emissions.</p> <p>[ER, WHAT NEXT] </p>