http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 19:48:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-78513 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:27:47 +0000 writinginbsl 78513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice<br /> 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-78326 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 08:35:42 +0000 Dick Everyman 78326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff f0zz 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-78309 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:18:01 +0000 wallster 78309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-78264 Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:56:26 +0000 dvo4fun 78264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-78157 Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:59:39 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 78157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28099#post-77702 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:57:46 +0000 f0zz 77702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As prices reached record highs this week, scrap gold dealers have been accused of increasingly strenuous tactics in procuring the commodity from the public.</p> <p>"It's not enough that they saturate the media and set up stalls in shopping centres any more," said resident Norris Pickering, from a pool of blood in Croydon. "Now they're jumping out from behind rhododendrons, snatching the rings from your fingers and the sovereigns from your neck. It's scandalous."</p> <p>"We liken it to the organ donor card," said an unrepetant spokesman. "The fact you're carrying [gold] on your person obviously indicates a wish to part with it at some point. We merely hasten the arrival of that moment to maximum effect, usually with a well-timed blow to the base of the skull. It's almost completely painless, and the lucky recipient wakes up to find a lovely brown envelope of cash tucked into their breast pocket. We don't go for teeth or any third-finger-left-hand stuff like some of our competitors. Oh, and sentimental locket photos are always returned to the victim - I mean customer. We mainly lick and stick 'em to their insensate foreheads to be fair, but it's the thought that counts."</p> <p>The COSH 4 GOLD representative then went on to describe items such as belly rings and tongue studs as 'fair game' "Like I said though, you'd be surprised what the really unscrupulous dealers will resort to. We don't get involved with genital piercings for hygiene reasons, but I've seen many a bag of clitoris allsorts tipped into the smelter down the road at 'Dosh For Vajazzles', mark me." </p>