http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 20:15:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77837 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 01:08:03 +0000 charlieworth 77837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fabulous! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77819 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:13:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, you didn't read my initial comment then Mr Seal? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77816 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:10:36 +0000 ronseal 77816@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it</p> <p>I just can't control my feet, admits singer </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77812 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:52:00 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you suggesting that this fine country's Judiciary are in cahoots?</p> <p>Having not yet been involved in any court work, I couldn't possibly say, but having spoken to several Solicitor friends, I actually don't think they are, otherwise more dubious bastards would be inside. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77806 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:32:21 +0000 Ironduke 77806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I;d like to think that defence lawyers and judges had a secret code- a little wink or a nudge- such that they could let the judge know 'I know I;m claiming that this mucky little scrote had a difficult childhood / was delivered by forceps / was in another county at the time / thought he had consent / etc...but really, he's as guilty as sin and you ned to send him to the big hoose with the cold showers and sandpaper condoms. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77804 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:26:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aw, stunts you sweetie.</p> <p>My problem with Criminal law is that I'd be horribly prejudiced against any client who looked a bit 'funny'. </p> <p>Mind you, I may just have gotten my trainee-ship in the bag already, with the possibility of next year's summer job being an internship.<br /> The downside is that I'll have to do Criminal Defence work as well as the fun stuff I want to do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77803 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:17:45 +0000 allmyownstunts 77803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>sure I did it. Just not very well. No killer instinct, you see. I once asked the judge to go easy on a villain as it was his birthday. He didn't. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77761 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:28:06 +0000 thisisall1word 77761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>sorry, 5 stars... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77760 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 20:27:36 +0000 thisisall1word 77760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>excellent! have a star. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77733 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:15:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Erm, stunts my lovely, isn't that what you did in a previous life? Surely I should be asking you for advice? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77669 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 13:27:41 +0000 beau-jolly 77669@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Careless whisper secures guilty verdict for rhythmless feet<br /> Got there in the end! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77653 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 13:02:02 +0000 allmyownstunts 77653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you, kind people, even though on subsequent searching I see this has been done before in different guises. Jeni, hurry up and qualify, so you can be my lawyer when I'm next on a charge. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77629 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:09:04 +0000 rickwestwell 77629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely lovely stunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77628 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:05:42 +0000 beau-jolly 77628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See "Venn that Tune" and "Pop Charts" for a graphic illustration ot toons. Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77625 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:55:15 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Defence of Automatism stunts, if it can be proved that Good Times was acting outwith the control of senses, and that it was an external factor which caused it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77621 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:42:11 +0000 pere floza 77621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>excellent</p> <p>...set to share cell with Video, currently serving 20 years for murder of Radio Star </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77619 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:24:39 +0000 Ironduke 77619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant. 5 Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77617 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:23:15 +0000 allmyownstunts 77617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>not really a defence, is it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77614 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:17:51 +0000 The All New Jeni B 77614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good times issued a statement last night - "I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77610 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:44:21 +0000 f0zz 77610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28069#post-77605 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:14:10 +0000 allmyownstunts 77605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>