http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 08:35:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77498 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:45:36 +0000 f0zz 77498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>are there any plans to use tipper lorries to simulate hilly bits?</blockquote></p> <p>Yeah, with maybe an F1 style 'safety bike' in front. Fat kid on a Grifter with lolly-stick spokes simulating a throaty merc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77495 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:40:14 +0000 writinginbsl 77495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice 3*<br /> On yer bike </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77490 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:08:59 +0000 borednow 77490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It'll be like an old cartoon where the same thing goes past every 20 seconds, are there any plans to use tipper lorries to simulate hilly bits? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77472 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 16:17:47 +0000 pere floza 77472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice image - though frankly had they been issued with 'baby on board' stickers, none of this carnage would have happened </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77468 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:48:10 +0000 OllieP 77468@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is a great idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77467 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:47:15 +0000 Golgo13 77467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it...I'm getting good "visuals". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77466 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:44:59 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 77466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Like the image of spectators charging past while competitors are on stationary bikes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28036#post-77461 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:41:18 +0000 f0zz 77461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the wake of a slew of horrific pile-ups at this year's flagship cycling event, concerned Health &amp; Safety officials confirm that next year's Tour De France will take place on static flat-bed wagons using exercise bikes. The illusion of movement will be simulated by fans sprinting by at speed, waving cowbells and throwing water bottles at the participants. The order of starters for each stage is to be allocated the next morning on a first-come, first-served basis. Shortly after this announcement, an unusually high volume of applications was received from German cyclists.</p> <p>Finally, the coveted green and yellow jerseys will be replaced by high visibility tabards. </p>