http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28026 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 15:28:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28026#post-77420 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:52:08 +0000 f0zz 77420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Met Office was reportedly in crisis after the delayed onset of summer was finally revealed today. "We've had a call from the Vatican," Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, "and the cause of the globally shit weather has been pinpointed to a computer blunder at God's end."</p> <p>A spokesman from Rome added, "The supreme Deity was installing summer when it got stuck at 56% and hung. The Architect of the Universe was warned beforehand to 'close all running applications" but thought it would be okay leaving Facebook open. After pressing ctrl-alt-delete several times a box came up asking if he wanted to send an error report, to which the creator rightly responded: "Who the fuck to?" before turning it off at the wall. There's a footnote from the almighty which reads: "Might have caused an earthquake or two when I smacked the keyboard in temper. Sorry."</p> <p>It is thought the last time God made a backup was around March. "Which leaves us pretty much fucked for the year" concluded Mr. Parfitt, before adding. "Wrap up well, stay indoors and hope he doesn't have a sticky spacebar." </p>