http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-80394 Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:09:23 +0000 ianslat 80394@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Didn't think I had any, but just found a word doc entitled 'Ideas' with this in it:</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8717#post-23396">Essex enters race to host next middle east war</a></p> <p>The rest of my 'ideas' were proper shit! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79656 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:52:13 +0000 The All New Jeni B 79656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've never had pretty girls toying with me for anyone's amusement.</p> <p>Although no doubt Sugartits will have done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79652 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:42:06 +0000 FraserWords 79652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I dimly remember quite liking it when pretty girls toyed with me for their own amusement. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79606 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 13:28:28 +0000 rikkor 79606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al, sorry. I misspelled "lig". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79511 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 06:33:00 +0000 Al OPecia 79511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's a "leaugue" - is it an exotic fruit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79504 Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:59:59 +0000 Textbook 79504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simonjmr's Jehovah's Witness piece was actually quite good.</p> <p>I was dismayed at the complete silence that greeted this. I thought it was quite funny and made a real point about the silliness of the people who spend large amounts of spare time sniping at Bieber and his ilk.</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28394" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28394</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79492 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:30:03 +0000 rikkor 79492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is very much like asking the pretty girl out who's way out of your leaugue. She humilated you once by turning you down; now's she toying with you again for her own amusement. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79460 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 21:26:28 +0000 Golgo13 79460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I posted this last week, but it seems to have been overlooked. </p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851</a></p> <p>Too soon? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79458 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 21:22:30 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 79458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My favourite, ignored piece was "Net attack blamed on retiarius" following some internet hacking event or other. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79444 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:46:50 +0000 simonjmr 79444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23697&amp;topic_id=23697" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23697&amp;topic_id=23697</a></p> <p>I thought this had legs </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79431 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:43:05 +0000 SingingHinny 79431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was convinced this would get something. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10019">Jordan's fanny</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79422 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:23:47 +0000 fun and games 79422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think there were perfectly sound editorial reasons for my stuff being overlooked first time round. I won't try and re-hawk any of it so I can experience rejection all over again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-79412 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:29:42 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 79412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm guessing from the fact that only one of the suggestions on here has been used, but others that are months old are turning up as NiBs, that the editors have decided asking us to suggest things that we think should have been used was a bad idea and hasn't worked. So have instead trawled back through themselves to pick out some good ones that were overlooked first time around. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78605 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 07:18:46 +0000 fernandomando 78605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And maybe this one too <a href="http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/66/71/9//NWA-fans-mistakenly-descend-on-IOW-beach.html" rel="nofollow">http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/66/71/9//NWA-fans-mistakenly-descend-on-IOW-beach.html</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78604 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 07:13:58 +0000 fernandomando 78604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I liked all of my posts, but this one should have made the front page <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4524" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4524</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78600 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 03:44:54 +0000 rickwestwell 78600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is my favourite sub of mine, which a few people liked but wasn't used:<br /> (And wouldn't be a great choice just at the moment)</p> <p><blockquote>Twenty people killed, at haiku competition - lunatic with gun.</blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78597 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 01:55:45 +0000 Quaz 78597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This did well. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27305">Teens asked to do their bit for the environment</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78584 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 23:58:07 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 78584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers guys, was tempted to put that on here myself, but given the amount of nice comments it got I thought that it couldn't really have been missed, and therefore must have been deemed not FP material. I think it's one of my best though but understand that it's probably not the right style. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78531 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:14:21 +0000 Golgo13 78531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agree with Waylandsmithy re: VCGs small feller passing for a tall bloke in a big town. I thought that was nailed on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78481 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:24:47 +0000 roybland 78481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This my shortest and best sub. It concerned airplane watchers being arrested. Entitled 'planespotting'</p> <p>Choose a hobby. Choose an anorak. Choose a fucking camera. Choose some mates. Choose a country. Choose fucking India. Choose a hotel. Choose to photograph some fucking planes. Choose rotting away in some fucking foreign jail. Choose a fucking life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78462 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:27:55 +0000 waylandsmithy 78462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really liked this one by VCG, don't think it was used? "Short man living a lie"</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26840" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26840</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-78346 Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:40:07 +0000 Al OPecia 78346@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had one pre-switchover on boarding qeues at airports, but I don't know how to excavate the previous Board - anyone able to help? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-77936 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 11:46:48 +0000 Ironduke 77936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm waiting for the editor's post to come....</p> <p>'Thank you very much. You've all now posted the subs you each feel are the very strongest articles from the unpublished pieces you have written. I've reviewed every turgid one of them and I now feel much happier that I was right all along, my judgement is immeasurably superior to yours and you can all get back on your oars in the galley, let the rate increase and the rations decline.'</p> <p>(to be read in slightly manical, hysterical cackling voice, of course) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-77908 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 11:04:54 +0000 Re Pete 77908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A while back this got lots of nice comments so I thought it was in with a chance of at least being a news in brief</p> <p>"Military careers day avoids mentioning chances of being shot"</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25809" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25809</a></p> <p>And this one sank without trace, but I liked it. ;)</p> <p>"Maverick academic questions authorship of Jordan’s novels"</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26221" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26221</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978&page=2#post-77703 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:59:02 +0000 beau-jolly 77703@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pathetic to do this but as its topical again: <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20922" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20922</a></p> <p>Shit! I must have come up with better stuff than this but can't be arsed to trawl through it all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978#post-77636 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 12:20:17 +0000 the coarse whisperer 77636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(Hmmm, I wonder how I can do this without it looking like a shameless piece of self-promotion?)</p> <p>Hey! anyone remember <a href="http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/64/60/2//Gordon-Ramsey-to-train-up-disadvantaged.html">this</a> or <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16789">this?</a></p> <p>(Hopefully no one noticed.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978#post-77613 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:15:41 +0000 OllieP 77613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thank the amnesty for uncovering thisisall1word's excellent Piers Morgan story which is a NiB today. Love it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978#post-77606 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:14:43 +0000 MightyBlair 77606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was quite proud of this one. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2628">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2628</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978#post-77595 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 09:29:50 +0000 FraserWords 77595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm with Rikkor - I like the idea of making people fume even more when some of their favourite subs are ignored a second time... I'd sooner mutter 'for fuck's sake' at the home page and go and kick the cat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27978#post-77553 Mon, 18 Jul 2011 23:33:53 +0000 rikkor 77553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I actually liked this sub.</p> <p>On the whole though, I would rather see Oxy get an FP for something half-assed, and then watch several other people's heads explode. Like Christian Science and fisting, a personal choice, nothing more. </p>