http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:25:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-78931 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 08:35:20 +0000 rickwestwell 78931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Which is more than you'll be doing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-78771 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 22:20:03 +0000 waylandsmithy 78771@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm slightly blaming you for my insomnia. There's no reason to think I'd be a victim, but you planted a seed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-78658 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 13:00:35 +0000 rickwestwell 78658@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not to mention: "And I used to be his Dad, you know..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-78652 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 12:38:02 +0000 Corrigan 78652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow- Amazing stuff! I bet your mum's stock phrase at parents evening was: '...yes, our Golgo 13 <em>has</em> got a very vivid imagination.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-78648 Sat, 23 Jul 2011 12:12:45 +0000 rickwestwell 78648@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Been mostly away for a week, just catching up - this is great stuff.</p> <p><blockquote>a crudely fashioned, yet functioning set of female genitalia</blockquote></p> <p>Love it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77163 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 14:29:20 +0000 Golgo13 77163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Ronseal. I'm not saying a woman who adjusts a chap's tie in public will <em>definitely</em> chop said chap's balls off, but it's certainly a red flag. </p> <p>It signals to the chap and onlookers that he can't take care of himself. Pretty soon he'll come home to find a blazer and some chinos on the back of the chair. 'I thought you might look good in these.' (=I thought I'd look good walking next to a bloke in chinos and a blazer).</p> <p>And the tie is basically your leash. Or your penis. I forget which. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77118 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 08:34:28 +0000 arnied 77118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>did she not get him to practice some ping pong prior to the op? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77113 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 07:49:45 +0000 ronseal 77113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it.</p> <p>So, straightening a man's tie in public is a gateway drag to full emasculation </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77043 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:32:08 +0000 mugwump 77043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, I'm guessing its pointless... after the op </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77010 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:19:41 +0000 rikkor 77010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, it's great, but made me want to throw up. </p> <p>I have a friend of many years whose 50-plus year old brother just became her sister. This guy has grown-up children and grandchildren. I try to be very live and let live, but this always seems like a lot of pointless trouble to me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77009 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:19:30 +0000 Ironduke 77009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb, 5 stars.</p> <p>I do think though we should spare a thought for Dr Wilson's mother.... all those years of bragging to her cronies that her son is doctor, and that he's invented an operation, and its been named after him...imagine her face at the 'reveal' moment when someone googled and brought in the diagrams to show everyone at the charity coffee morning. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-77008 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:11:54 +0000 Golgo13 77008@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76950 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 11:18:08 +0000 OllieP 76950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it all, but love the first quote. Good stuff Golgo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76918 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:48:01 +0000 charlies_hat 76918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, graphic description made me feel ill - so well done there.... 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76915 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:42:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 76915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76912 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:29:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 76912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent stuff, like it a lot. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76908 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:17:17 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 76908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>• Asking him to hold her handbag ‘for a second’</p> <p>My girlfriend has trouble with her back, when it was really bad she had to use crutches, so when we were out and about I'd carry her handbag for her. Which was fine while I'm with her, because if you see a man carrying a handbag next to a woman on crutches it's fairly obvious what's going on.</p> <p>But I once lost her in a supermarket, and spent about 5 minutes walking around trying to find her, carrying a pink handbag and getting some very strange looks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27851#post-76902 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:02:57 +0000 Golgo13 76902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Just chopping his cock off was too good for him', seethed Cheng Chun-mei, wife of play-away husband Shui-bian, as reporters gathered to see her being led away from court in Chubei, Hsinchu county, Taiwan, where she is standing trial for attacking and emasculating her husband in his sleep.</p> <p>The court was told how 38-year-old Cheng Shui-bian, who had recently lost his job at an electronics factory, called for help after waking up covered in blood and discovering he had a crudely fashioned, yet functioning set of female genitalia and a set of firm D-cup breasts. His wife, who has admitted administering the full sex change in a fit of rage following the discovery of his visits to hostess bars in near-by Hsinchu City, had left for work.</p> <p>'I woke up and went to the bathroom, but my [penis and testicles] had gone!' explained Shui-bian. 'Then I noticed the breasts. I thought I was still asleep, so I pinched myself. I was astonished.'</p> <p>Not having access to surgical instruments, Chun-mei (36) performed the gender reassignment procedure with whatever she could find in the kitchen.</p> <p>Medical experts say that her vaginaplasty technique was similar to what is known as “the Wilson Method”, which is initially performed like a traditional penile inversion, until the vaginal-vault creation step, in which the vault of the vagina is left unfinished, as a raw surface, then lined with a skin graft harvested from the buttocks. The penile skin is used to create the labia minora, clitoral hooding, and the anterior fourchette (frenulum); the glans penis is used to create the clitoris, and the scrotum is used to create the labia majora.</p> <p>For the breast implants, she used tennis balls wrapped in socks, inserted via incisions made under each arm-pit.</p> <p>His wife's frenzied attack also included a fast-track hormone therapy course, which had feminised his curves, reduced body hair and raised his voice, but the court heard that this was only the culmination of a campaign of emasculation which had included:</p> <p>• Holding up jumpers against him in shops<br /> • Passing money to him to buy drinks in full view of the bar staff<br /> • Asking him to hold her handbag ‘for a second’<br /> • Making him return a ‘Sex and the City’ DVD to the rental place<br /> • Adjusting his tie in public while tutting<br /> • Telling him off for not wearing ‘that shirt I bought for you’ when his friends came round to play Mahjong.<br /> • Asking a male stranger for directions on a trip to Taipei</p> <p>While Shui-bian doesn’t deny that he made several visits to the bar where hostesses are known to pour drinks and light cigarettes for clients, he remains tight-lipped on why, after discovering the gender reassignment, he had spent the whole day in bed before calling for an ambulance.</p> <p>The trial continues tomorrow. </p>