http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2783 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 00:26:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2783#post-8167 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:56:11 +0000 PluckyMunky 8167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God's none to smitten, I suppose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2783#post-8152 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 11:53:38 +0000 sauce 8152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Colleteral damage when God has a smite at the Vatican? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2783#post-8150 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 10:51:47 +0000 PluckyMunky 8150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pastor Brian Parsley, preacher at the First Faithful Chapel Centre, said last night that the eruption of a volcano in Iceland was 'god's wrath being poured on homosexuals'. 'Homosexuals - or bottomists, as I prefer to call them - are directly responsible for this terrible plight'.</p> <p>'All the signs are there, said Mr Parsley, What do bottomists often do when they go on holiday? They take a plane.' 'AIDS, a sort of homosexual flu, was spread by planes, throughout the world. What more evidence do we need? This is a wakeup call to Christians everywhere'.</p> <p>Dr Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury said: 'I am not certain about this but I think we have to respect everyone's point of view.'</p> <p>The Roman Catholic church refused to comment.</p> <p>The head of the church in Wales said: 'What's the problem in Iceland then, like?' </p>