http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 17:39:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74385 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:19:31 +0000 Ludicity 74385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks. You will all be rewarded in heaven. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74382 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:35:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 74382@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A beautiful creation.<br /> 5 of God's own hand made stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74378 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:25:06 +0000 JonnyJP 74378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just love the image of a kid throwing a fossil in the playground, shouting 'explain that' and running off giggling. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74331 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:47:13 +0000 JohnA 74331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You talented bastard 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74330 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:44:24 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 74330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74327 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:35:25 +0000 Sinnick 74327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*<br /> Going for another NB mug, then ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74323 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:25:12 +0000 Des Custard 74323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* for the headline alone. You could possibly expand the intelligent design angle to show that the school exactly fitted the requirements identified by the LEA for a new school, but not if it spoils the flow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74302 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:40:28 +0000 OllieP 74302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now it's just a question of the picture Red puts together. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74300 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:34:25 +0000 waylandsmithy 74300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good indeed, 5 from me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74293 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:21:53 +0000 bonjonelson 74293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Super stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74289 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:05:05 +0000 button 74289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent - Its 5 stars from me ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74285 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:46:19 +0000 Oxbridge 74285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bwahahahahahaha. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74280 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:37:40 +0000 charlies_hat 74280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb. Heavenly stars and a certificate of praise from R. Dawkins. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74274 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:18:06 +0000 Golgo13 74274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74271 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:36:31 +0000 Ludicity 74271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists are said to be ‘baffled’ after a school teaching Creationism suddenly appeared overnight in a Hampshire field complete with a full retinue of teachers and pupils. </p> <p>St Usshers Junior Mixed Infants is being heralded as the world’s first truly Creationist school, miraculously emerging out of the dust in what is believed to be the first recorded example of educational genesis. </p> <p>‘I was as surprised as anyone to find myself here,’ said newly created headmaster, Dr William Jennings Bryan. ‘We haven’t seen anything quite like this since the beginning of the Earth in 4004 BC.’</p> <p>Dr Bryan ran through the St Usshers curriculum. ‘Today the kids have Intelligent Design and Technology in which they have to devise and build their own ark. Then, this afternoon, it’s double pseudoscience followed by flat earth geography.’</p> <p>The arrival of the school has been welcomed by Education Secretary Michael Gove. ‘St Usshers has set a magnificent example in appearing fully formed out of nowhere and at no cost to the taxpayer,’ he said. ‘This is just the kind of ‘free school’ I want to see more of. And what’s more, the teachers never threaten to go on strike. </p> <p>‘Of course I realise that some people are uncomfortable with religious schools but surely it’s worth putting up with a few extra bible classes in return for this gift from God.’</p> <p>However, Hampshire County Council has already raised concerns about St Usshers. ‘It’s all very well getting a shiny new school,’ said councillor Jeremy Spigot, ‘but at no stage did anyone run this past us. I don’t care if it is all part of God’s grand design. He should have sought planning permission first.’</p> <p>Meanwhile, St Usshers is facing a bullying problem from neighbouring school St Dawkins. ‘The boys from St Dawkins are an absolute nightmare,’ said Dr Bryan. ‘Only last week some of them came by and deliberately threw fossils into our playground, shouting ‘Explain that!’ before running off giggling.’ </p> <p>Local parents remain sceptical after a recent Ofsted report revealed that everyone attending St Usshers was an idiot. ‘I admit we don’t have the brightest pupils,’ said Dr Bryan, ‘but that’s hardly surprising since we don’t believe in selection.’ </p>