http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 04:32:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74213 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:17:03 +0000 Ironduke 74213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good thing- they are linking to a charity and so are attempting to use humour for a good cause. Let us not chide them for this.</p> <p>Bad thing- if it was literate, you'd only be more able to realise how direly unfunny it is. Now on that point, you can chide your ass off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74203 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:45:07 +0000 JohnA 74203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Care in the Community" in action </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74202 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:44:58 +0000 bonjonelson 74202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, come on, this is nowhere near the comedy gold of the 'Back up your brain' story. </p> <p>Anyway, I think I have done my civic duty in promoting that story, it's up to others to rise to that challenge in the future. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74200 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:43:25 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 74200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bonjo, give it about 8 months, then bump this too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74190 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:25:21 +0000 bonjonelson 74190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please try again, but next time make it funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74179 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 20:29:44 +0000 be reasonable 74179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh dear God, another fucking nut-job. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26996#post-74137 Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:19:24 +0000 GuevaraUK 74137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glastonbury Police have issued an urgent,unreserved,apology concerning Dead Man in VIP toilets. They explain that in FACT it was Louis Walsh in state of stricture resulting from an attempt to get a quick, cheap, thrill. Louis had been circling Glastonbury ‘Camp’-ers looking for a LOO-King to come with him at the Boy-Zone … (tailor made for I.T.) Louis was disappointed to get no takers or fakers (Jedward-Bedward were two-busy bodies elsewhere)so, in his hasty need<br /> as greed to pump up his own gas – he slapped his donker in the Hot Air Hand Dryer – hoping…. He hadn’t accounted for maggot invasions or abrasions– and got a severe shock when his pinpoint was entered and munched ….as maggots hit target again. This sudden foolish oversight caused him to have a minor stroke and leave him freeze-framed in stricture. Police stated that he is now recovering in A&amp;E with the Will to feel Young again on a slow-clap hand-job and is expected to recover within the next 4 minutes….he rejected an offer to speak to Dr. Chris about testicular difficulties which could arise….pity…<br /> No-one really cared though – he’s hardly George Michael – is he????? (I couldn’t care-less whisper….. A.D. vice advice Louis : for healthy living heal-thy-living from Jesus as a chide – who saw it all coming ….at Glastonbury….)<br /> Eve Guevara-Sansom © </p>