http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:24:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668#post-7921 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:59:41 +0000 fernandomando 7921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have 5 stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668#post-7889 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 10:35:14 +0000 Scroat 7889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one chaps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668#post-7850 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:16:32 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 7850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, cheers Zadok.</p> <p>Hope you don't mind if I cut and paste you work into my dodgy dossier.</p> <p>And hats off to you for deposing Zadok the first. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668#post-7844 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:08:00 +0000 Zadok the second 7844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love this.</p> <p>"Don't forget it was the Liberal Party's policies that led to the creation of school boards and this ludicrous notion of fair education and opportunities for everyone, that we are still paying for. It was their irresponsible reform acts that led to universal suffrage, and the beginning of the erosion of democracy by giving the vote to common people. And women.</p> <p>Have we all forgotten their attempts to give Ireland back to the Irish? They may have removed their wigs, but they're still Whigs underneath. And as for Lloyd George knowing my father, I think it's a bit of an open secret that Lloyd George "knew" <em>everyone's</em> father!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2668#post-7829 Fri, 16 Apr 2010 07:47:30 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 7829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Nick Clegg emerged as a viable election contender, Gordon Brown gave a stark warning of what Britain could expect from a Liberal government.</p> <p>'Let's not forget it was the Liberals that created the welfare state,' said Brown, 'and it was Lloyd George that plunged Britain into a major war. Do we really want to go back to the bad old days of world war one?'</p> <p>Where was Nick Clegg when Lloyd George was creating the welfare state, asked Brown? Clegg looked visibly shaken as Brown warmed to this theme. Why ddn't Nick Clegg point out that the welfare state could become subject to so much abuse, he asked. Let's not forget, said Brown, it was Nick Clegg's party that sent soldiers to the trenches in The Somme with no gas masks or body armour. Under labour, front line troops are much better equipped now, in real terms, said Brown.</p> <p>The record of the liberals during their last administration was abysmal, argued Brown.</p> <p>'Don't forget it was the Liberal Party's policies that led to the creation of school boards and this ludicrous notion of fair education and opportunities for everyone, that we are still paying for,' said Brown. 'I'm sure you will agree, it was their irresponsible reform acts that led to universal suffrage, and the beginning of the erosion of democracy by giving the vote to common people. And women.'</p> <p>Have we all forgotten their attempts to give Ireland back to the Irish, Alistair Campbell told lobby journalists. 'They may have removed their wigs, but they're still Whigs underneath. And as for Lloyd George knowing my father, I think it's a bit of an open secret that Lloyd George "knew" everyone's father!' added Peter Mandelson. </p> <p><strong><br /> By Zadok The Second</strong><br /> [HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS] </p>