http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 10:47:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-73200 Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:37:15 +0000 Mr Payne 73200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Having acquired a suitable image to further promote your lifestyle, SugarTits69, does this mean I may be allowed back into the fold? I feel terrible, I really do. I don't know what I was thinking. Of COURSE you are a hot, soapy, firm breasted lesbian. I'm an idiot for thinking otherwise - I've been so miserable these last few days. I just feel so lonely. I knew there were girls like you out there, perhaps you were just TOO good to believe? I quite like Rich Tea biscuits, too. Maybe that goes back to my dormitory days in private school...</p> <p><img src="http://www.dumage.com/img/fun/hot-girls-in-demotivational-posters/hot-girls-in-demotivational-posters04.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-73074 Mon, 20 Jun 2011 00:55:23 +0000 Quaz 73074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A wider variety of biscuits has me interested, perhaps one of those foxes selection boxes. I'm PG/YT on the tea front, but I've always wanted to dunk a hobnob while licking the custard off a custard cream at the same time. Excuse me, I have to go and turn the kettle on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72978 Sun, 19 Jun 2011 10:26:40 +0000 Scroat 72978@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree there Danny. I make a pot every morning using Yorkshire Tea, loose rather than teabags. The rest of the day it's fairtrade teabags for convenience, but the first one of the day has to be Yorkshire.</p> <p>Interestingly, had a nice cup of Typhoo at the inlaws on Friday. This made a pleasant change. As for PG Tips, really lacking in character. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72974 Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:55:03 +0000 Al OPecia 72974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes but Yorkshire Tea is packed in northen sweat shops, so I try to avoid it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72972 Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:53:14 +0000 Danny 72972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are we not all missing the point- why are we debating the type of biscuits in a situation like this?? Yorkshire Tea is far superior to PG Tips.</p> <p>As long as you warm the pot first.</p> <p>And that's not innuendo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72953 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:16:12 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for popping in anyway, Quaz. I'll tell Akiko to get a wider variety next week.</p> <p>We'll get some different biscuits in too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72951 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:11:42 +0000 Quaz 72951@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, he/she does have tea and biscuits, and that counts for a lot. Only Rich Tea biscuits though, and I won't leave the sofa for less than a Custard Cream. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72909 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:31:06 +0000 Scroat 72909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She's a merkin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72891 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:58:04 +0000 Mr Payne 72891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's not an invitation, by the way.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72890 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:57:29 +0000 Mr Payne 72890@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me and my big mouth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72886 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:14:56 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, that happens to loads of guys. It's no big deal. </p> <p>If anything, me and the girls take it as a compliment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72884 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:06:05 +0000 Al OPecia 72884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just don't want to get over-excited too early. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72883 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:00:23 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, Al. </p> <p>Akiko remembered to get them in, so there'll be no need for you to kick up a fuss this time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72881 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 07:46:45 +0000 Al OPecia 72881@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Will there be PG tips and Rich Tea Biscuits? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72874 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:20:40 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Calm down boys. I can assure you that I am a genuine hot, wet, firm-breasted, nympho lesbian (with a weakness for middle-aged guys). </p> <p>See?</p> <p><img src="http://www.allysatis.org/photo/song/52.jpg"></p> <p>As Tristan Shout points out, 'Fergie' doesn't necessarily imply I'm a balding, slightly overweight, middle aged failed comedy writer. I could equally be the singer out of the Black Eyed Peas.</p> <p>Tonight, me, my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, Akiko, and some of our other hot, horny firm-bodied lesbian friends from Brazil, Sweden, Russia and Italy are going to have an open-house naked soapy massage party, where we are going soap up our entire naked firm bodies and use them to massage naked middle-aged guys, because that <em>really</em> turns us on.</p> <p>(By the way, if any other like-minded super-hot horny firm-bodied lesbians want to join us, get in touch)</p> <p>I gotta feeling...(oh God)...that tonight's gonna be a good night...(Oh God)...Just the thought of it is bringing me close to orgasm, I can hardly type.</p> <p>So anyway, my point is, put the bleach and the guilt away, and rub another one out on me if you want to.</p> <p>But Mr Payne? You're no longer invited. </p> <p>We'll have <em>plenty</em> of beaver there without you. The chances of you <em>ever</em> seeing my lovely lady lumps just dropped to zero. And they are <em>spectacular</em>.</p> <p>SugarTits69 (Fergie)</p> <p><img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/Fergie2L0702_468x332.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72871 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 00:36:01 +0000 Quaz 72871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the shower with the scubbing brush and the bleach (again). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72865 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 22:41:42 +0000 Ironduke 72865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn. Hit delete on the mental wank bank then. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72857 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 21:07:38 +0000 FraserWords 72857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please don't destroy the hot, wet, panting dream. I know SugarTits for what she is - soapy, firm-breasted and aching for the love that only fat, balding, sad middle-aged men like... like somebody else I know, not like me... can give her. Can give her long, hard and strong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72850 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 18:12:35 +0000 Golgo13 72850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...or worst case scenario, it's the Duchess of York. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72837 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:06:15 +0000 be reasonable 72837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So, that's what he does when he's not whining about referees. I'm deeply shocked. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72823 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 14:24:37 +0000 John Wiltshire 72823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No! I refuse to believe it! It's so realistic, it MUST be true!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72814 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:48:47 +0000 Tristan Shout 72814@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It looks like Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas, so you can keep on dreaming, Mr Payne. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26619#post-72810 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:43:07 +0000 Mr Payne 72810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Check the 'Top Ten' accreditation. I feel cheated. And used. And a little bit foolish. I really believed.... </p>