http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 12:11:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-73235 Tue, 21 Jun 2011 08:07:24 +0000 Oxbridge 73235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who, moi? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-73193 Mon, 20 Jun 2011 19:10:07 +0000 Ironduke 73193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*Ahem*...you mentioned that you 'owed' me.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-73167 Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:14:25 +0000 Oxbridge 73167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fourthed. Brilliant indeed, but needs editing to make it a potential FP.</p> <p>I'd offer myself, but I'm tied up for the next few hours - literally, as pneumatic Russian sexpot Natasha and her shy but kinky Vietnamese friend Lek have strapped me to a chair and forced me to wash as they lather each others pert (contd. p94) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72967 Sun, 19 Jun 2011 09:36:45 +0000 Danny 72967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"You might think that, as a horny firm-breasted lesbian, my motto is 'the hotter, the better'. Well when it comes to lesbian sex-romps or saunas, I'd say yes. For the climate, though, I'd have to say no."</p> <p>Absolutely brilliant! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72802 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:52:27 +0000 John Wiltshire 72802@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I'm not surprised you make the occasional mistake, seeing that you're involved 24/7 with lesbian romps and sorting out the big issues of the day.</p> <p>Anyway, I just wanted to say that it's such a relief (if you know what I mean!) to read something from such an obviously genuine lesbian, rather than all this fictional stuff by people with silly made-up names like Sandi Toksvig, Sue Perkins and Clare Balding (Balding Middle-aged man, more like!!).</p> <p>By the way, do you and Akiko have any suggestions about what the Greeks can do about their financial crisis? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72797 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:29:00 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oops...edits made for both accuracy and clarity. Thanks Golgo13 and Ironduke!</p> <p>I owe you! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72795 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 12:16:41 +0000 Ironduke 72795@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'her nimble Asian fingers explored the delicate folds between my legs and held up the Feed-in-Tarif'</p> <p>Thats a new move on me, but don't get me wrong, I'm more than willing to try it. Any chance of a diagram? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72794 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:57:49 +0000 Golgo13 72794@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"American Astronomical Society" surely...</p> <p>Like it, by the way. </p> <p>5 stars for you to do with what you will. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26599#post-72764 Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:20:19 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A few days ago, I wrote about the damage done by the fake lesbian bloggers who turned out to be men, leading many to mistrust on-line lesbians.</p> <p>The spotlight of suspicion even fell on me, as cynics suggested I was really a middle-aged man using a hot, nymphomaniac lesbian persona in order to gain the trust of hot, soapy firm-breasted lesbians on-line.</p> <p>Well it seems there's no such thing as bad publicity, because the whole <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13760208">fake-lesbiangate fiasco</a> seems to have raised awareness of hot lesbian blogs in general and I've seen a 200% jump in traffic since the story broke, so a big, hot, naked soapy lesbian hello to all my new readers.</p> <p>No doubt about it, this week's biggest world news story is, once again, the unfolding drama of <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2004463/Cooler-Earth-The-Ice-Age-coming--dont-panic.html">climate-changegate</a>, where the American Astronomical Society have predicted that, contrary to widely accepted global warming fears, a drop in solar activity could in fact lead to a mini ice-age.</p> <p>The usual suspects have predictably seized this report as proof that the whole global warming issue is a scam, and have poured scorn on investment in renewable energy and tax structures aimed to disincentivise carbon-based fuel use.</p> <p>You might think that, as a horny firm-breasted lesbian, my motto is 'the hotter, the better'. Well when it comes to lesbian sex-romps or saunas, I'd say yes. For the climate, though, I'd have to say no.</p> <p>It reminds me of the time I was at a top hotel spa in the countryside. I was supposed to have gone there with my boyfriend, but at the last minute something cropped up at his work. It was too late to cancel, so he said I should go and pamper myself. </p> <p>I was feeling a little lonely, but it would have been a shame not to use the facilities, so I decided to have a sauna. There was only one other woman in the sauna at the time, and she seemed so relaxed, lying stark naked face down on a bench, she didn't seem to notice me coming in. She had blonde hair, a beautifully curved bum, and I could see she was my type. </p> <p>I sat down quietly, but she looked over at me and said I looked a little sad. I explained about my boyfriend letting me down, and she was very sympathetic. She put her arm around me to cheer me up - as a gesture of friendship, I thought - but I could feel myself getting wet. She seemed to notice the tingle she was sending through me and asked if I wanted to be with a woman. I nodded silently, my heart thumping. Her hand moved over to cup my firm D-cup breasts, and her hot tongue darted into my open mouth. </p> <p>Well one thing led to another, and before long things were getting <em>really</em> steamy in there, the sweat from our bodies lubricating our limbs as they slid over each other.</p> <p>Just then, a balding, slightly overweight middle aged guy opened the door - obviously having taken a wrong turn into the women's area. He stammered his apologies, but he was getting an eyeful of the two of us going at it, and we could tell he was getting aroused. "It's a shame to let that go to waste," I said, looking at his throbbing member, and we beckoned him to join us.</p> <p>The point is, for saunas and 3-way sex romps, I don't mind how hot they get, but it's a common misconception that horny hot sweaty naked lesbians don't care about the climate. We do. However, I would say that we need to decouple the climate change debate from the need to move away from fossil fuels.</p> <p>This morning, as I was in the shower with my hot Japanese girlfriend, Akiko, soaping up her firm breasts, caressing her small, hard nipples, I was saying that with dwindling resources, and the majority of those resources in the hands of Russia and the Middle East, we need to act to ensure that we won't become hostage to the energy-haves, or dragged into yet more wars to secure supply.</p> <p>Between my groans of pleasure as her nimble Asian fingers stroked my moist labia, she whispered that the Feed-in-Tarif systems in Germany and the UK are examples of ways a government can kick-start wind and solar energy toward grid-parity with traditional electricity, and so becoming self-sustaining industries.</p> <p>So wherever you stand on climate change, or mankind's role in causing it, surely we can agree that the case for moving to renewable energy is compelling, and as hot, glistening firm-breasted lesbians, Akiko and I believe government must play a role in leading us to that sustainable future.</p> <p>As a final note, I'd like to say a big thank you to all the middle aged guys who have contacted me to offer to spice up our marathon soapy naked lesbian sex-romps, as participant or spectator, and I'll do my best to get back to you all.</p> <p>Even though as genuine hot horny lesbians, Akiko and I have <em>massive</em> appetites for group sex, we may have more middle-aged guys than we can handle, so we'd like to give another shout out to all those other hot, firm-bodied lesbians with a fetish for including middle-aged guys in no-strings three-way fun that will totally not get back to their wives and we will send you the details of some of them.</p> <p>Then we might <em>really</em> see things getting hotter.</p> <p>Get in touch! </p>